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Was the same when I lived in Sweden. Limited personal use of a work computer (phone, etc.) is actually protected by law under most circumstances (basically, as long as it wouldn't be unsafe to do so), but even then it was clearly stated that there was no expectation of privacy.

Of course, "limited" is a subjective term, but it was essentially that you couldn't get canned for checking the news, calling the babysitter, etc from your company devices.
If I had a dollar for everytime that an employee in the process of being fired claimed that what they did was their business I'd have... a lot of dollars.

The moment when they are presented with their acknowledgement of the employee handbook where it says, explicitly, that there is no expectation of privacy when using ANY company equipment is my favorite.

"I didn't know"

"Legally, you did"
 

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If I had a dollar for everytime that an employee in the process of being fired claimed that what they did was their business I'd have... a lot of dollars.

The moment when they are presented with their acknowledgement of the employee handbook where it says, explicitly, that there is no expectation of privacy when using ANY company equipment is my favorite.

"I didn't know"

"Legally, you did"
i have a work phone, and had the option of having that line coupled on my personal phone.

nope. I'll take the inconvenience of carrying two phones.
this one is for work, this one is for por... umm, twitter.
 

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i have a work phone, and had the option of having that line coupled on my personal phone.

nope. I'll take the inconvenience of carrying two phones.
this one is for work, this one is for por... umm, twitter.
So you're a big fan of Porto football club...
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i have a work phone, and had the option of having that line coupled on my personal phone.

nope. I'll take the inconvenience of carrying two phones.
this one is for work, this one is for por... umm, twitter.
Corporate monitoring on your business phone and spousal monitoring on your personal phone :pout:


/can you hide your twitter follow list from the public ... you know in case your follow list is ALL Only fans related accounts ... asking for a friend!
 

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/can you hide your twitter follow list from the public ... you know in case your follow list is ALL Only fans related accounts ... asking for a friend!
you of all people should know that's what a burner account is for.
just be sure to always be logged in to you, not that other perv.
 

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not ideal
(though probably good for Vancouver property values)

 

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Since PepsiCo bought the parent company of my healthcare provider some things have changed and I'm not sure all for the better. For a colonoscopy they used to recommend lots of fluid, mirolax, anf dulcolax.

Now they recommend going to Taco Bell the day before the procedure and getting three tacos. Now we are supposed to eat 1 at 5pm, eat the 2nd at 7pm, and leave the 3rd in room temperature overnight and eat it the next morning.

Oh well, doctor's orders.
 
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