OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[thedddd]

Hey if any of you guys "up there" know Ryan Reynolds, tell him I just switched to his cell phone service. So far so good but they didn't tell me you cannot change your phone's wallpaper.

This is what I am stuck with now.

Oh the good times we have here!
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Pfft could be worse you could have Blake Lively as a wallpaper.

 

[thedddd]

When she twerked at the end I would have loved to see one employee push her out.

 

[Comeds]

Pfft could be worse you could have Blake Lively as a wallpaper.

Like from that shark movie where she was in a bikini the whole time? Yuck! No thanks!

 

[Comeds]

There is this hot checkout girl at the local Hogly Wogly (I bet her hair smells like Pert Plus and mesquite) and I keep asking her out over and over. Get this! Shes ignoring me. I wont be censored Madison!

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I'm still not sure what Reels are and why they show up on my Facebook page but my 13 year old self would heads really enjoyed them.

OK, I am dumb. I assumed they were all the same for everyone. I used my wife's tablet to check something on Facebook and her Reels were all dogs and animals. Not sure what I originally clicked on; my mine are all like this girl dancing.

 

[Comeds]

Oops, that was bigger than I thought.

Sorry/not sorry.

 

[dash]

Oops, those were bigger than I thought.

Sorry/not sorry.

fixed.

 

[thedddd]

Oops, that was bigger than I thought.

Sorry/not sorry.

Scrolling through this page.

...chat about blake lively wall paper
...spiderman meme
...funny Jim jefferies story
....puppies!
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[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

WOW RIP

 

[dash]

Oh man, that sucks. What a great and funny actress. RIP

 

[puckhead]

she really was terrific. RIP

 

[sbb122]

WOW RIP

My favorite movie of hers…


-Thornton Melon: How 'bout tomorrow night?
- Dr. Diane Turner: I have class then, too.
- Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?
- Dr. Diane Turner: Alright. Maybe I will.”

 

[dash]

The original Hot Lips.

 

[dash]

Oops, that was bigger than I thought.

Sorry/not sorry.

 

[Comeds]

fixed.

Huh? You can't even see her feet much less know their size.

 

[puckhead]

Huh? You can't even see her feet

Neither can she

 

[Comeds]