Seriously, I try to spice things up and hire an Asian male teen to throw firecrackers at us intermittently and all I get is grief.It was my anniversary a couple weekends ago. The next morning my wife told me that he night before I reminded her of the guy from Boogie Nights. I happily asked if she meant Dirk Diggler. She said no, the guy Alfred Molina played.
I mean we all know Jesus Ween is a contrived holiday from Pastors that will allow anyone to touch their ween in the name of Christ.I don't understand, we already have a Christian gift giving festival.