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Thats cool but goes too fast. I have to keep pausing it to take notes.
I am on my seat in suspense waiting on him to show me how to pour water. To this day, it gets me every time.
 

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@Comeds on your recipe kick, here is a good one if you want to get salmonella.


Wait for it around the 8:52 mark.
 

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Speaking of what songs and corresponding albums should be #1 and #2 in all your hearts:

#1

Speechless is all I can say.

#2

VERY NSFW and how can you deny these lyrics "pussy gettin' so wet from the money stack"
I mean come on now, these lyrics are right up there with Led Zeppelin and the Beatles!


Seriously these are real and not jokes. The people were really trying.
 

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Riley seems like the kind of girl that you could take home to Ma...

/That is, if you want to give Ma a heart attack.
 

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So I'm from a town* that bordered the city and was the brunt of many jokes from all over the state. Someone who I legitimately think is crazy just started a Old School town name Boys group on Facebook. Intrigued I joined. Wonder how long until I'm booted and/or threatened. First topic - Covid vaccinations. Out of 10 responses so far two of us are vaccinated.


*Trump actually stopped there campaigning - not Baltimore and tons of people lined up too see him oblivious to how much he looks down and hates them. Steel mill workers, yuck!
 

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It was my anniversary a couple weekends ago. The next morning my wife told me that he night before I reminded her of the guy from Boogie Nights. I happily asked if she meant Dirk Diggler. She said no, the guy Alfred Molina played.
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It was my anniversary a couple weekends ago. The next morning my wife told me that he night before I reminded her of the guy from Boogie Nights. I happily asked if she meant Dirk Diggler. She said no, the guy Alfred Molina played.
:mad:
Seriously, I try to spice things up and hire an Asian male teen to throw firecrackers at us intermittently and all I get is grief.
 

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I don't understand, we already have a Christian gift giving festival.
I mean we all know Jesus Ween is a contrived holiday from Pastors that will allow anyone to touch their ween in the name of Christ.

Depending on the Christian denomination will give credence on who the said pastor will allow touch his ween.
 
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