OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[BrockForBroglio]

Looking at mom, I could become Peter Pumpkin Eater.

 

[puckhead]

Looking at mom, I could become Peter Pumpkin Eater.

be careful of the seeds

 

[Comeds]

Nice kid, probably not a future serial...

 

[Comeds]

1992
A girlfriend: Are you wearing Aqua Velva?
Me: Yes, do you like it?
Her: No.

Present Day
My wife: Are you wearing Aqua Velva?
Me: No, that's Biofreeze. Do you like it?
Her: No.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Shakira has been attacked by wild boars

Shakira has been attacked by wild boars

www.avclub.com

 

[Judge Fudge]

Where the new avy came from

 

[Comeds]

Where the new avy came from

I'm assuming the video is of Arnold Jackson. What you talkin' about Judge Fudge?

I told the milf I just got done foaming this and she really got a kick out of it.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I'm assuming the video is of Arnold Jackson. What you talkin' about Judge Fudge?

I told the milf I just got done foaming this and she really got a kick out of it.

 

[Comeds]

Shakira has been attacked by wild boars

Shakira has been attacked by wild boars

www.avclub.com

I was actually surprised to see this news story. After the British beat them in the Boar War - the boars usually keep quiet.

 

[Comeds]

My mother and aunt are planning a party for my preteen nephews and asked me for music advice. I just convinced them that WAP stands for We Always Party and that it's a harmless party anthem.
Now the wait begins.

 

[dash]

My mother and aunt are planning a party for my preteen nephews and asked me for music advice. I just convinced them that WAP stands for We Always Party and that it's a harmless party anthem.
Now the wait begins.

What could go wrong

 

[puckhead]

My mother and aunt are planning a party for my preteen nephews and asked me for music advice. I just convinced them that WAP stands for We Always Party and that it's a harmless party anthem.
Now the wait begins.

Can I recommend following up with WASP - Animal?
Everybody likes animals

 

[forty_three]

Can I recommend following up with WASP - Animal?
Everybody likes animals

And of course the classic song "Closer" by nine inch nails. Because what is better than everyone being closer?

 

[puckhead]

And of course the classic song "Closer" by nine inch nails. Because what is better than everyone being closer?

Radio station I listen to plays that song, muting out the one word.
Like what's the point?

 

[Comeds]

90-year-old William Shatner is going to space

William Shatner will soon become the oldest person to have ever flown to space.

www.pennlive.com

I want to be very clear, I hope Shatner lives a long time if not forever and I hope everyone on this space trip does too. However, if something happened and he died is a space accident - wouldnt it be kind of awesome too?

 

[elocomotive]

Shakira has been attacked by wild boars

Shakira has been attacked by wild boars

www.avclub.com

From the article...
"The vibrato enthusiast and advocate for truthful anatomy-shaking..."

Lol. That is some stellar writing.

 

[elocomotive]

I want to be very clear, I hope Shatner lives a long time if not forever and I hope everyone on this space trip does too. However, if something happened and he died is a space accident - wouldnt it be kind of awesome too?

Yes, but only if the finally communication was a broken.... "they came out of nowhere (static).... Klingons (static).... overwhelmed...."

 

[puckhead]

90-year-old William Shatner is going to space

William Shatner will soon become the oldest person to have ever flown to space.

www.pennlive.com

I want to be very clear, I hope Shatner lives a long time if not forever and I hope everyone on this space trip does too. However, if something happened and he died is a space accident - wouldnt it be kind of awesome too?

Ièm going to be very suspicious if he goes up wearing a red shirt.

 

[thedddd]

90-year-old William Shatner is going to space

William Shatner will soon become the oldest person to have ever flown to space.

www.pennlive.com

I want to be very clear, I hope Shatner lives a long time if not forever and I hope everyone on this space trip does too. However, if something happened and he died is a space accident - wouldnt it be kind of awesome too?

The most shocking thing about any of this is the fact William Shatner is 90 years old!