OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[sbb122]

Fuck. Earlier this afternoon I was in a coffee shoppe and had just heard a Pet Shop Boys song. The barista was pretty and it being Thursday afternoon I was a bit drunk so I jokingly said to her "I've got the brains, You've got the looks, Let's make lots of money."
She looked at me for a bout 30 seconds, said 'fuck it I'm in" and tossed her green apron in the garbage, flipped off her manager and left the shoppe. I guess she did not know it was a song. Now I am supposed to meet her tomorrow morning at another coffee shoppe to outline my sure fire money making scheme.

You need a crew like this to come up with a plan by morning. Good Luck!!!

 

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[puckhead]

narrator voice

 

[Comeds]

Who wore it better?
Raiders owner Mark Davis

Or

 

[puckhead]

Obv

 

[mattola]

Obv

 

[mattola]

Who wore it better?
Raiders owner Mark Davis

Or
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[Comeds]

 

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[puckhead]

other than that, how was your weekend?

 

[Comeds]

other than that, how was your weekend?

Not bad. I can now urinate at 480 Mbps. Don't ask me how I know.

 

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Not bad. I can now urinate at 480 Mbps. Don't ask me how I know.

That's baud comeds very baud.

 

[buffhockey]

Not bad. I can now urinate at 480 Mbps. Don't ask me how I know.

Is that considered up stream or down stream?

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

I was acquired by MTM so now all my posts have to have a production cred at the end. Thanks for understanding.

 

[Comeds]

First up in my MTM deal is a talk show with this woman.

 

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^

She seems uptight, maybe she needs to get...um er never mind.

 

[Comeds]

After discovering my post about my sister creatively opening AND pouring my beers, I am no longer under contract with MTM and am forbidden to show their production credit.

The loss stings but luckily my sister just poured me a cold (ish) one so all is well.

 

[forty_three]

^

She seems uptight, maybe she needs to get...um er never mind.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

But why haven’t you, Gillian?