OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[puckhead]

gotta love Diamond Dave

 

[sbb122]

I swore this was the onion at first

 

[dash]

Well I will run 26.2 miles
And I will run 500 meters more

/Da da da da (da da da da)
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[puckhead]

Well I will run 26.2 miles
And I will run 500 meters more

/Da da da da (da da da da)
/Da da da da (da da da da)
/Da da da da da da da da da da da

just to be the man who's feet are fucking sore

 

[forty_three]

$5 A Month For A Free Daily Taco Bell Taco? Offer Could Come To Customers Soon With Arizona Test - Yum Brands (NYSE:YUM)

A leading fast food restaurant chain is experimenting with a new unlimited taco pass to help grow its loyal customer base and add to its sales momentum.

www.benzinga.com

 

[puckhead]

$5 A Month For A Free Daily Taco Bell Taco? Offer Could Come To Customers Soon With Arizona Test - Yum Brands (NYSE:YUM)

A leading fast food restaurant chain is experimenting with a new unlimited taco pass to help grow its loyal customer base and add to its sales momentum.

www.benzinga.com

like horse dewormer isn't making enough people shit themselves?

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

RIP, funny man and class act

Norm Macdonald Dies: Influential Comedian & Former ‘SNL’ Weekend Update Anchor Was 61

Norm Macdonald, the popular comedian, TV show host and former 'Saturday Night Live' cast member, has died after a long battle with cancer. He was 61.

deadline.com

 

[puckhead]

ironic

 

[dare2be]

Liz Phair is still a dream.

 

[Comeds]

My bank now has six factor authentication and by the time I login to pay bills I owe late fees.

 

[puckhead]

Supy side economics, an illustration

 

[forty_three]

On the list of phone calls you don't want to get when you are 250 miles from home is "Your kid's high school is being evacuated for a bomb threat" has to be near the top.

She is okay. Just outside, in the cold and rain, waiting.

 

[dash]

On the list of phone calls you don't want to get when you are 250 miles from home is "Your kid's high school is being evacuated for a bomb threat" has to be near the top.

She is okay. Just outside, in the cold and rain, waiting.

Good to hear she's okay and yeah, that's a phone call no parent wants to receive.

 

[thedddd]

just to be the man who's feet are fucking sore

I wanted to create a lyric around bleeding nipples or shitting your pants, but damn those Proclaimers for making it hard.

 

[Comeds]

I wanted to create a lyric around bleeding nipples or shitting your pants, but damn those Proclaimers for making it hard

Ughh. You must really be into Scottish twins.

 

[dare2be]

Ughh. You must really be into Scottish twins.

Something something about straightening the pleats in his kilt.

 

[dash]

Something something about straightening the pleats in his kilt.

 

[Comeds]

Fuck. Earlier this afternoon I was in a coffee shoppe and had just heard a Pet Shop Boys song. The barista was pretty and it being Thursday afternoon I was a bit drunk so I jokingly said to her "I've got the brains, You've got the looks, Let's make lots of money."
She looked at me for a bout 30 seconds, said 'fuck it I'm in" and tossed her green apron in the garbage, flipped off her manager and left the shoppe. I guess she did not know it was a song. Now I am supposed to meet her tomorrow morning at another coffee shoppe to outline my sure fire money making scheme.

 

[dash]

Fuck. Earlier this afternoon I was in a coffee shoppe and had just heard a Pet Shop Boys song. The barista was pretty and it being Wednesday afternoon I was a bit drunk so I jokingly said to her "I've got the brains, You've got the looks, Let's make lots of money."
She looked at me for a bout 30 seconds, said 'fuck it I'm in" and tossed her green apron in the garbage, flipped off her manager and left the shoppe. I guess she did not know it was a song. Now I am supposed to meet her tomorrow morning at another coffee shoppe to outline my sure fire money making scheme.

I have to think none of this happens if you would have gone the ABC route and said "When Smokey sings, I forgot everything"