OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[elocomotive]

I just got an email from my oven telling me the average temperature and cook time of the oven since we bought it.

Sign it up for some catalogs to see if it can purchase cooking accessories and slowly become sentient and self-sustaining.

 

[Comeds]

I had to go to the store to pick up a few things, actually in a good mood because it's Friday etc. Out of the corner of my eye I see someone walking across the parking lot towards me. Its a pleasant looking woman obviously coming to me so I wonder if I know her or something even though she does not look familiar. She walked right up to me, smiled, and quietly said "You're not a 3rd as clever as you think you are". Then she turned and walked away.
Weekend is cancelled.

 

[Comeds]

 

[puckhead]

lol. the cat

 

[Judge Fudge]

lol. the cat

Never forget the Hookah!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[puckhead]

omg

 

[Comeds]

 

[forty_three]

Heh

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Heh

Yeah, he generally prefers to make something and then punch the people who helped him make it.

 

[puckhead]

omg

 

[Comeds]

Yeah, he generally prefers to make something and then punch the people who helped him make it.

Is this before or after he recites rhymes with racial slurs or belittles foreigners?

 

[puckhead]

I was confident that this was going to be about Mike Commodore

 

[sbb122]

I was confident that this was going to be about Mike Commodore

So he had his shoulder touched, what a pussy.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

I can relate. As a late teen/early adult, I've always thought I'd eventually find myself. I'm still looking.

 

[Comeds]

Hey, i wonder how Cindy from The Brady Bunch is doing?


Oh.....

 

[dare2be]

Hey, i wonder how Cindy from The Brady Bunch is doing?


Oh.....

Someone failed math.

 

[puckhead]

Hey, i wonder how Cindy from The Brady Bunch is doing?

Soon to be shitting all over herself.

 

[Comeds]

Anyone else reading the Spin magazine article on Rupert Holmes? When it was originally released Escape (The Piña Colada Song) had a few more verses. If a label executive had not insisted they trim it, I am not sure it would have been as big of a hit.


So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh, it's you"
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew"

"That you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape"

So we hopped into my Gremlin,
And I drove her home,
I chained her in the basement
And unplugged the phone

Bitch tried to cheat on me,
Now shes going to learn,
I’m going to pimp her ass out
My lady has got to earn….

If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin' love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then my ladys the love that you've looked for
100 bucks to escape

Fade out

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^
on that note … my kids came across my old ipod nano in a rubbermaid bin we have filled with old wires/connectors. They thought it was an old apple tv remote lol. They fired it up and first song up was “oochie wally” explicit version

/enjoy!