OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[forty_three]

Monday night I was cooking. He came in and was very excited because thought I was making tacos. I said "No, it's actually pollo con roz amarillo" and he said "I don't know anything about that fancy shit you people eat, if we can't have tacos we'll just go get a burger".

After a bit of sparring, he wound up sitting outside, sulking, eating his Mexican chicken and yellow rice.

 

[dash]

I must admit, I always look forward to these family visit anecdotes that 43 regales us with

 

[Comeds]

Why don't they make killer bee movies anymore?

 

[buffhockey]

Monday night I was cooking. He came in and was very excited because thought I was making tacos. I said "No, it's actually pollo con roz amarillo" and he said "I don't know anything about that fancy shit you people eat, if we can't have tacos we'll just go get a burger".

After a bit of sparring, he wound up sitting outside, sulking, eating his Mexican chicken and yellow rice.

I first read as
"No, it's actually pollo con roz amadillo” and was WTF.

 

[forty_three]

I must admit, I always look forward to these family visit anecdotes that 43 regales us with

Yes, and I sooooooo look forward to being able to bring them to you.

 

[forty_three]

I first read as
"No, it's actually pollo con roz amadillo” and was WTF.

Hey, we eat fancy shit. BUT NOT THAT FANCY

Why don't they make killer bee movies anymore?

Because no one would believe the premise of bazillions of one kind of flying bug attacking a place all at once. Too wild.

 

[sbb122]

 

[naslundfan19]

I read that six hours later in the SpongeBob narrator voice.

 

[dash]

Was it at Bushwood?

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I'm writing a educational childrens book about the cicadas. It's called "Charlie The Horny Cicada". It will explain their purpose and their lives. So the young girls do not feel left out there is also "Cecilia The Slut Cicada".

 

[dash]

I'm writing a educational childrens book about the cicadas. It's called "Charlie The Horny Cicada". It will explain their purpose and their lives. So the young girls do not feel left out there is also "Cecilia The Slut Cicada".

Did your wife put a bug in your ear about this project?

 

[Comeds]

Did your wife put a bug in your ear about this project?

The worst part of cicadas is when you drive they hit your windshield. They are big enough that if are not expecting it they can make you flinch.

 

[dash]

The worst part of cicadas is when you drive they hit your windshield. They are big enough that if are not expecting it they can make you flinch.

They have caused injuries during a bris.

 

[forty_three]

There are two things we will not tolerate:

1) Not having a plan

2) Someone coming up with a plan.

 

[dash]

I hope he makes it there safely, but if he doesn't, Gordon Lightfoot will have some new material...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I hope he makes it there safely, but if he doesn't, Gordon Lightfoot will have some new material...

Hope he has a better fate than Tugger.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

This picture makes me laugh so hard....