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One near tragedy gets a non-lethal product removed from shelves, but multiple lethal incidents a day does nothing to remove another lethal product from the shelves.
Makes you wonder why the framers of the constitution didn't write the right to Pokemon cards into the constitution.
 

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Should we be proud or upset that randos arent killing each other at Target over nhl trading cards? :pout:

/target gonna keep selling those lol
good thing they probably sell the guns that people can use to kill those buying all the cards.
 

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Pure class.
Season 5 Epiosde 4 GIF by ABC Network
 

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Pure class.
Is that a euphemism?
good thing they probably sell the guns that people can use to kill those buying all the cards.
The only thing that can stop a bad Pokemon collector with a gun is good Pokemon collector with a gun.
 

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Makes you wonder why the framers of the constitution didn't write the right to Pokemon cards into the constitution.
Not giving us the right "to catch em all" shows a lack of forethought on their part.
 

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That's funny but I don't believe the text at all.
The one post in the comments says Caine said it in an interview with Empire Magazine, that this was the first scene of the movie they filmed and Ledger hadn’t gone out in full makeup on set to that point.

Whether Michael fucking Caine was actually spooked, I guess only he would know. I suppose Nolan could’ve re-watched this first take with those dumb ass extra reactions and been so taken by Caine’s reaction that he decided to leave this in the final cut, definitely sounds like a Nolan thing to do.

I also heard Caine’s line was “why didn’t you suspend Tom Wilson?”.
 

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Number 1: The Big Chill
Costner was mostly cut out of this movie - appearing only as a corpse. Having spared us the ordeal of seeing him "act" this movie becomes far and away the best role of Costner's career.
 

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Auto-correct had gone too far. Now why would I google search a commercial actress's books?
 

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Did she at least have nice titles?

/edit: sorry, autocorrect again
The "joke" I texted two friends was:

My internet search history:
Lily from At&T books
Jake from State Farm package


One friend would laugh, the other would question why I would even text that (which is the point).
 

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The "joke" I texted two friends was:

My internet search history:
Lily from At&T books
Jake from State Farm package


One friend would laugh, the other would question why I would even text that (which is the point).
I tried to explain to my wife why I was laughing so much. After reading everything posted here to her, I realized that this was more of a visual joke than an auditory one.

Nice visuals.
 
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