OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

In an attempt to spice up things in the bedroom (after Bedside Hibachi For Lovers did NOT work (and sent me to Urgent Care)) our therapist told us we should perhaps try role playing. Well we think he was a therapist, we saw him in line at a vape shoppe and he was wearing a lab coat so he probably was. Either way his advice was great! My wife has adopted the persona of Angry Karen and I play the part of Junior Assistant Retail Manager. It has really livened things up! Not sexually but it has dramatically increased the chances of late night violence in my house so things have really picked up.

 

[thedddd]

Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boulder according to Boulder County Sheriff’s Office

A rockslide forced the closure of a road through Boulder Canyon in Colorado on Tuesday.

www.kktv.com

You have to have some pretty big stones to post this headline!

 

[forty_three]

Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boulder according to Boulder County Sheriff’s Office

A rockslide forced the closure of a road through Boulder Canyon in Colorado on Tuesday.

www.kktv.com

You have to have some pretty big stones to post this headline!

Those guys rock.

 

[Comeds]

This Overcoming Unconscious Bias video I have to watch at work is not nearly as funny as it could be.

 

[Comeds]

She was a classy lady, I could tell because when it was her turn and she bent over to pick up the horseshoes I could see a # tattooed on her lower back.

 

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[thedddd]

Keeps you moving out of spite.

 

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^

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Thanks Obama!

 

[thedddd]

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The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Thanks Obama!

I mean we all know SNL hates Canadians!

 

[elocomotive]

I mean we all know SNL hates Canadians!

Lorne Michaels is like the Don Cherry of America.

I lost it when they played the Curb music, but the whole video was hilarious. Especially because I have a friend in Pittsburgh who has been posting things like "Let's do this, Peloton fam!" on social media even though he doesn't have a Peloton and doesn't work out which leads to a very confused and hilarious comments section that is 1/3 Peloton people being like "hell yeah," 1/3 people asking if he really has bought a Peloton, and 1/3 people laughing at the idea of him buying a Peloton. It's some solid performance art.

 

[puckhead]

this is why i don't exercise.

 

[elocomotive]

this is why i don't exercise.

Plus, who wants to reach their heartbeat limit on a treadmill. I'd rather live longer.

 

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Plus, who wants to reach their heartbeat limit on a treadmill. I'd rather live longer.

There's 45 reasons why I like this post.

 

[elocomotive]

There's 45 reasons why I like this post.

I get your hidden meaning. At 45 beats per minute, you'd live a long damn time!

 

[Comeds]

When alone at work I have been sitting in a conference room because I like the space and lighting better than my cube. Today before I could move a group came in, sat down, and began a meeting. They didnt ask me to move and even asked me a couple questions. As their topic (AV equipment, setting up a modern conference room) interests me far more than my own duties I was upset to see them leave to go to lunch. I started to pack up my stuff to join them then someone pointed out that I was not actually involved in this project.

 

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When alone at work I have been sitting in a conference room because I like the space and lighting better than my cube. Today before I could move a group came in, sat down, and began a meeting. They didnt ask me to move and even asked me a couple questions. As their topic (AV equipment, setting up a modern conference room) interests me far more than my own duties I was upset to see them leave to go to lunch. I started to pack up my stuff to join them then someone pointed out that I was not actually involved in this project.

Was it the Penske group?

 

[Comeds]

Was it the Penske group?

No, but I told my brother about this and he asked me the same thing. They were talking about cool equipment and knocking out walls. The best work meeting I have ever been in and I wasnt even supposed to be in it. I figure if I could have successfully joined their lunch I would have just been absorbed into that department. That's how transfers work, isn't it?

 

[Comeds]

This week on the 47th season premiere of That's Incredible!

 

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Gene looks a little tongue-tired here...