OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

the atrium balls are a nice touch

 

[dare2be]

the atrium balls are a nice touch

What makes you say that? Did you touch them?

 

[thedddd]

the atrium balls are a nice touch

When you walk into the atrium it is a little sticky and you hear a faint coughing sound.
---Future Yelp Review

 

[Comeds]

The atrium seems much more roomy during the days than it does on cool desert nights.
---Future Yelp Review

 

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"There's no beating the atrium...balls"

- Stolen from SNL

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The pathway from the atrium to the main erection is cut off and there is a sign that says no kids allowed ... WORST UNIT EVER
- Future yelp review from Octomom

 

[dare2be]

The pathway from the atrium to the main erection is cut off and there is a sign that says no kids allowed ... WORST UNIT EVER
- Future yelp review from Octomom

I give a vast deference to jstew for such a solid post.

 

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I give a vast deference to jstew for such a solid post.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You go into the office today 43?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What do you do if you actually need to check under the hood for something?

 

[forty_three]

You go into the office today 43?

I don't work down there anymore. That was my exit when I did though.

 

[dash]

You go into the office today 43?

Is that Dancing Kevin?

 

[buffhockey]

 

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[thedddd]

Reminded me of this classic sketch:


The drawing in the middle = Matthew Broderick.

 

[Comeds]

Reminded me of this classic sketch:


The drawing in the middle = Matthew Broderick.

To be fair, everything reminds you of that sketch

 

[thedddd]

To be fair, everything reminds you of that sketch

LOL good one.

Side note that sketch occurred I think the day or week the FCC lifted a ban on using the work "penis" on-air. Hence the basis of the skit. Also it was written by Conan, one of many classics he did.

 

[Comeds]

Can we remove this post?^ Apparently she gets sent some pretty awful stuff and is having issues. I feel bad....not that I think she hangs out here...

 

[dare2be]

Can we remove this post?^ Apparently she gets sent some pretty awful stuff and is having issues. I feel bad....not that I think she hangs out here...

Done.

 

[puckhead]

gospel truth