OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

Man, that's quite the Tab©

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I would give it a C-plus myself.

 

[dare2be]

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It sure gave me a Jolt.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

Things like this reinforce the fact we are all the same. Some of us are vacationing and social mediaing and others are struggling to survive during this (fake) pandemic.

I love you Kim!

 

[forty_three]

Black leopard mauls Florida man who paid $150 to have "full contact experience"

"He went for the jugular," the man's attorney said of the attack. "The ear was pretty much removed."

www.cbsnews.com

 

[thedddd]

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That should get you a Surge in likes.

 

[puckhead]

Now say it in a Dr Evil voice...

 

[dare2be]

Now say it in a Dr Evil voice...

Like gravity, for starters?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Looked like the editors note was gonnabe longer than the story and then ... wait ... is the editors note the story??? lol

 

[Judge Fudge]

This is how my family are doing trick or treat

Candy goes in one side

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound bag so they couldnt push him out the window or wut???

 

[thedddd]

^ Wonder if it will come out that he was just cleaning it out and it accidentally fired?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^ Wonder if it will come out that he was just cleaning it out and it accidentally fired?

Who hasnt “Cleaned their crossbow“ in the sauna, amirite?

 

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10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound bag so they couldnt push him out the window or wut???

Not the wurst way to go.

 

[forty_three]

Not the wurst way to go.

HOT DOG! Another pun train!

 

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HOT DOG! Another pun train!

You relish these opportunities.

 

[forty_three]

You relish these opportunities.

Can't come up with anything yet. But when I do, I will post links.

 

[thedddd]

Can't come up with anything yet. But when I do, I will post links.

I couldn't cut the mustard when it comes to these puns.