OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[buffhockey]

this takes me back to “linguistics 101 the wonder of words”* in university where i can remember sitting in a auditorium of about 300 students as the prof led us in annunciating the labiodental fricative sound “fffff” as we all said the word fffffffuck

labiodental fricative:

pugnare (latin - to punch) -> phuc (olde english - not the malt liquor) -> punch (modern english)


/*fuck did i ever love that fuckin course

I have no fucking idea what the fuck you are fucking talking about. I’m fucked.

 

[dash]

I have no fucking idea what the fuck you are fucking talking about. I’m fucked.

jstew just showing off how fucking smart he is. Little fucker.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

jstew just showing off how fucking smart he is. Little fucker.

Fuckin got 103% in that fuckin course!

 

[naslundfan19]

What?

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

They should be able to get rid of that truck in five minutes.

/You might have to be of a certain age to know that reference.

 

[puckhead]

They should be able to get rid of that truck in five minutes.

/You might have to be of a certain age to know that reference.

when I was a kid, I had a neighbour who looked exactly like her
freaked me the fuck out. every time.

 

[forty_three]

Unless a truck full of rice is a ridiculous bargain, how would someone who went out to get rice every day not be able to do the maths on how much he would get for what he was paying?

 

[puckhead]

Unless a truck full of rice is a ridiculous bargain, how would someone who went out to get rice every day not be able to do the maths on how much he would get for what he was paying?

quoted on a per bag basis, I assume. and didn't pay attention to the rest.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Unless a truck full of rice is a ridiculous bargain, how would someone who went out to get rice every day not be able to do the maths on how much he would get for what he was paying?

I'm trying to figure out if that was the actual question or whether you very cleverly inserted an Asians-are-good-at-math joke in there?

 

[forty_three]

I'm trying to figure out if that was the actual question or whether you very cleverly inserted an Asians-are-good-at-math joke in there?

Legit question.

One bag of rice costs $1.29, so $9,000 is like around 50 bags of rice?

 

[dare2be]

Must be rice

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Legit question.

One bag of rice costs $1.29, so $9,000 is like around 50 bags of rice?

 

[Comeds]

No matter how long he acts, this will probably always be my favorite Lynch performance- just months after the Super Bowl loss. I didn't know that the producers of the league were huge Seahawk fans.

 

[puckhead]

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I just met Kurt Russell at the Safeway near me! He was very nice but did pretend to not know what I was talking about when I asked him about some of his movies. I didn't want to bother him so after saying hello and getting a quick autograph I left him alone. He's exactly as you would imagine! He was not as tall as I would have guessed, probably only 5'5" and he had a heavy Latino accent - but other than that - just like in the movies!

This is shaping up to be a great Labor Day weekend!

 

[dash]

I just met Kurt Russell at the Safeway near me! He was very nice but did pretend to not know what I was talking about when I asked him about some of his movies. I didn't want to bother him so after saying hello and getting a quick autograph I left him alone. He's exactly as you would imagine! He was not as tall as I would have guessed, probably only 5'5" and he had a heavy Latino accent - but other than that - just like in the movies!

This is shaping up to be a great Labor Day weekend!

Did you call him Snake?

 

[Comeds]

Did you call him Snake?

I went with MacReady!

 

[forty_three]

Son sells 28 years of birthday whisky to buy house