OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

 

[thedddd]

Seems like Nick didn't know he was Keanu?

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Looks like @Darkstone42 might not be posting for a while...

Man with forehead tattoo saying 'crime pays' back in jail again after police chase

 

[Darkstone42]

Looks like @Darkstone42 might not be posting for a while...

Man with forehead tattoo saying 'crime pays' back in jail again after police chase

I knew I shouldn't have gotten that tattoo...

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

Thanks puck for providing a window into this guy's life...

 

[puckhead]

why we can't have nice, things. an illustration:

Montreal pulls the plug on e-scooters on its territory

 

[Comeds]

I was in the middle of posting a joke and wandered away from my screen forgetting to lock my pc. When I got back my boss was standing by and wondered what I was working on using a word document with "We joke around here all the time, but childhood obesity is no joking matter" on it. Now at the next quarterly I have to give a presentation for my idea to fight childhood obesity.

 

[Comeds]

Cake is not going to help this time Dash.

 

[dash]

Cake is not going to help this time Dash.

Hey now, the key is moderation.

*last edited by dare2be

/oh, not THAT moderation

 

[Comeds]

Jenna Fischer finally reveals what was in the teapot note Jim gave Pam on The Office

"It was a gently used condom."

 

[forty_three]

Jenna Fischer finally reveals what was in the teapot note Jim gave Pam on The Office

"It was a gently used condom."

"At da hahbah, I pahked it den' I un pahked it. "

 

[Judge Fudge]

Anyone got a remedy for rage?

I just lost a game that I should have won by my teammates idoiticy( sp).

And it was a game where I was bailing them out and I would have if they were doing there job

 

[Comeds]

I figured I'd save you from the slideshow:

11 Things to Never Say at Work

1. This feels like a YouTube and web surfing kind of day.
2. That freckle/mole thing on your cleavage looks cancerous*
3. I'd fuck you Holly, marry you Laura, and kill you Karen
4. It's Friday afternoon and I've done about an hours worth of work this week
5. Any companies hiring around here?
6. Want to have a liquid lunch Holly? I meant alcohol, not semen
7. Lets do the trustfalls falling forward
8. How do you get beer out of a laptop?
9. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
10. If you poop at work, you're being paid to poop. And saving wear and tear on your pipes
11. Office deadpool, who's in? I am not tipping my pick, but Jenkins gets winded going up one flight of stairs so....

*I don't get 2, that's just being helpful

 

[Comeds]

@elocomotive really has his finger on the pulse all new cool trends, what all the cool kids are doing. I wish I had his thoughts on 'the skull breaker challenge', cool or really really stupid.....

 

[puckhead]

so, does someone try to eat it first, or clone it?
Frozen bird found in Siberia is 46,000 years old - CNN

 

[jstewismybastardson]

so, does someone try to eat it first, or clone it?
Frozen bird found in Siberia is 46,000 years old - CNN

Its already been shipped to a wet market in wuhan

 

[thedddd]

so, does someone try to eat it first, or clone it?
Frozen bird found in Siberia is 46,000 years old - CNN

 

[dare2be]

Its already been shipped to a wet market in wuhan

Just in time for the latest bird flu virus outbreak.