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forty_three

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My son has the opportunity to win the 40th game of his high school career tonight. Currently at 39 -13 -4 with 5 shutouts.

This gives me the chance to answer "HELL YEAH" whenever someone tries to make small talk and asks me if I am excited about the big game.
 

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Just wrote a discussion paper for a potential client, and dated it Jabuary 3rd.
think I'm going to start using that on the regular going forward.
 

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and Hepatitis C. don't forget Hepatitis C.

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HP kept bugging me for a review of the tech they sent out to fix our printer, OK no problem. This is what I sent:

Ljubomir showed up on time, was courteous, and seemed to be knowledgeable. He fixed our network printer and I was on the way to letting him out of the building when all hell broke loose. Two disgruntled former employees we coming into the building guns blazing as they say in these here parts. We ducked behind some file cabinets. I told Ljubomir to run for it, that this didn't concern him but he was having none of it. He confidently pulled a handgun, tossed me another, and told me to stick with him. He waited for the attackers to pause to reload and quickly stood and fired three quick shots, two hitting one of the targets and one hitting an accountant - Harold. It wasn't his fault though, he didn't know Harold and Harold looks kind of "shifty". He told me to cover
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Best bit of prevention against corona virus is washing your han... wait wut?

 
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