OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

Cake maker was probably more of a roentgen roll fan

 

[thedddd]

So are the cupcakes around the center cake the Little Curies?

 

[Comeds]

To combat vaping, Nebraska school district will randomly test students for nicotine

Once a month, 20 to 25 kids at Fairbury will be randomly selected to be tested for nicotine through a urine test, Grizzle said. If they are found to have nicotine in their system, the student must sit out for 10 participation days of their extracurricular. If there is a second offense, they have to sit out for 45 days, and see a certified substance abuse counselor or licensed mental health provider for an evaluation or treatment at their own expense, he said. Third-time offenders cannot partake in their extracurricular for 12 months.

 

[Judge Fudge]

‘Attack squirrel’ rescued at scene of Alabama meth bust

Remind me to stay out the woods in Northern Alabama.

 

[dash]

‘Attack squirrel’ rescued at scene of Alabama meth bust

Remind me to stay out the woods in Northern Alabama.

“Prior to the search warrant, investigators were informed that Mickey Paulk kept an ‘attack squirrel’ inside his apartment, and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive,” said sheriff’s spokesman Stephen Young in a news release.

Young said deputies found the squirrel inside a cage. Upon advice of state conservation officials, Young said, deputies released the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.

“There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth,” said Sheriff Mike Blakely’s office in the press release.

Costanza flew in tiny instruments to help save a squirrel.

 

[Judge Fudge]

“Prior to the search warrant, investigators were informed that Mickey Paulk kept an ‘attack squirrel’ inside his apartment, and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep it aggressive,” said sheriff’s spokesman Stephen Young in a news release.

Young said deputies found the squirrel inside a cage. Upon advice of state conservation officials, Young said, deputies released the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.

“There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth,” said Sheriff Mike Blakely’s office in the press release.

Costanza flew in tiny instruments to help save a squirrel.

Screw that.

 

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[forty_three]

Remind me to stay out the woods in Northern Alabama.

There are some things you shouldn't need a reminder of.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[SLY]

Just nabbed me one of these. PRS SE A50E. Sold my Ovation and needed to replace it with something better.

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Returned. Finish was not good, and it was far too bright sounding for my liking. This will be arriving tomorrow in it’s place, all mahogany for warmer tone, what I’m looking for... Martin 00-15M

 

[thedddd]

Never really watched the show but RIP

And F**k cancer!

Beth Chapman, of ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ fame, dies at 51

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lmao fuck off

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You fuck off too

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

You fuck off too

How do I delete someone else's post?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[dash]

How do I delete someone else's post?

I think at a minimum spoiler tags could have been added

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How do I delete someone else's post?

 

[dare2be]

I was traveling yesterday with a spotty Sprint hotspot, so jstew's posts were not viewable.

Apparently, based on reactions, I must conclude that there is a god.