OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

Didn't know Mike Fisher was into that type of stuff.

See, now if it would have been bong, it would be just as funny (in my opinion) and Mike Fisher might well be into it as well.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

wait, what?

Carrie Underwood warns fans she may not look the same after ‘freak random accident’

well now that story is all starting to make sense lol

for the females out there ... take note .... beware of freak random accidents

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its also what happened to Mischa ... allegedly

 

[Comeds]

Woman claims NYC surgeon talked on phone during operation | Daily Mail Online

Scientists Say Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer

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Carrie Underwood warns fans she may not look the same after ‘freak random accident’

I'm getting me haircut this weekend, these are the topics I'm bringing up exactly as written.

 

[Comeds]

Dammit, life is not easy and it keeps getting harder and harder.

Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff reportedly split after 5 years together

 

[puckhead]

Dammit, life is not easy and it keeps getting harder and harder.

Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff reportedly split after 5 years together

Jack who off? What?
I don't like these new CW shows

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm terrified to drive home today. We broke heat records yesterday and this morning by hitting 10 degrees celsius, was 9 degrees and pouring rain when I walked into the office at 7 am. It's now -1, the rain that fell is freezing, freezing rain is falling and it'll be -8 by the evening and Toronto has the worst drivers this side of Dubai. Should be fun.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm terrified to drive home today. We broke heat records yesterday and this morning by hitting 10 degrees celsius, was 9 degrees and pouring rain when I walked into the office at 7 am. It's now -1, the rain that fell is freezing, freezing rain is falling and it'll be -8 by the evening and Toronto has the worst drivers this side of Dubai. Should be fun.

hey that sounds like the weather circumstances of what happens in vancouver on those winter days when a large % of the population end up crashing into each other and the rest of canada laughs at us

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

hey that sounds like the weather circumstances of what happens in vancouver on those winter days when a large % of the population end up crashing into each other and the rest of canada laughs at us

Hey, what do we know about being laughed at because of weather stuff?

 

[puckhead]

rules were different back then

 

[dash]

^

It's missing R for Rye

 

[esls79]

rules were different back then

I always thought the rule of thumb of no more than one open drink per hand when driving. I'd probably have trouble handling five as well.

 

[thedddd]

Earthquake-causing meteor leaves southeast Michigan residents awestruck

 

[forty_three]

Earthquake-causing meteor leaves southeast Michigan residents awestruck

*pulls car to side of road*
<turn to wife> "Do we have any spare pants in the trunk?"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Okay, now whom among you is going to give us all of the tax breaks?

Amazon shortlists 20 sites for new HQ

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Couldn't help but notice in that list that Washington DC, Northern Virginia and Montgomery County, MD are all listed as finalists. That's a lot of options in one region...

Tinfoil hat time: They're going to the DC area and want those three to compete with each other by having them compete with everyone else.

 

[forty_three]

Couldn't help but notice in that list that Washington DC, Northern Virginia and Montgomery County, MD are all listed as finalists. That's a lot of options in one region...

Tinfoil hat time: They're going to the DC area and want those three to compete with each other by having them compete with everyone else.

Very likely.

I am honestly surprised to see "small" places like Columbus and Austin Texas on the list. Places like here just don't have the workforce to support it. So they will have to import a lot of people.

 

[dash]

Very likely.

I am honestly surprised to see "small" places like Columbus and Austin Texas on the list. Places like here just don't have the workforce to support it. So they will have to import a lot of people.

from shithole countries, no doubt.

 

[forty_three]

from shithole countries, no doubt.

I was thinking from shithole states like Jersey.

 

[dare2be]

Very likely.

I am honestly surprised to see "small" places like Columbus and Austin Texas on the list. Places like here just don't have the workforce to support it. So they will have to import a lot of people.

They did say that they were only considering metro areas that have at least a million people for that very reason, and CBUS and Austin are double that, so why do you think the workforce isn't there to support it? Obviously Amazon thinks so.

 

[dash]

Austin is quite the technology hub as well.