OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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[Comeds]

Is this racist?

Seriously I saw one of these at Target and started to laugh my a$$ off. Why would you call a black lab Benson for a kids toy.

I'm not sure if it is or not, though I didn't think it was funny when I first saw your post - it's popped into my head a few times since and had me laughing a lot.

 

[elocomotive]

Lets just build a wall with fan's to blow it back there way?

We have a ton of those wind mill things now. Maybe power them up with some oil and let them start blowing!

Ugh...I can never find the reverse button on this thing.

 

[dash]

You know, if I swung a golf club like President Trump, I'd want a big panel truck to block people from watching me too.

 

[thedddd]

I'm not sure if it is or not, though I didn't think it was funny when I first saw your post - it's popped into my head a few times since and had me laughing a lot.

Sadly I wasn't trying to be funny but it grows on you. I laughed at this because how insanely stupid it was. Why not use Bobby, Blake, Bennie or Barry?
Then I thought about it more and realized that I am old .... and most parents today have no clue who Benson was.
Now on the other hand if Benson the black Lab's brothers name was Saunders then we might have been on to something.

 

[Judge Fudge]

So we are looking at coffee makers at Kirkland Costco.

We found a kerrig(sp) K525C for $ 150. Mama fudge wants to check out how much in Canada.

$219 was the cheapest.


Sold

 

[forty_three]

Five of us are sitting in the living room talking and loosely watching Harry Potter on TV.

Pops in Law just walked in, changed the channel to some reality show about people in a swamp trying to catch alligators and then walked out.



I've considered driving my car into oncoming traffic at least three times already and my brother in law's family isn't even here yet.

 

[dash]

Five of us are sitting in the living room talking and loosely watching Harry Potter on TV.

Pops in Law just walked in, changed the channel to some reality show about people in a swamp trying to catch alligators and then walked out.



I've considered driving my car into oncoming traffic at least three times already and my brother in law's family isn't even here yet.

Happy New Year my friend.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Happy New Year my friend.

Same to you good brother

 

[forty_three]

I have apparently started a fight with my choice of where I went and had lunch.

10 hours ago.


4 hours before he left his home.



Because, apparently, my going there today will prevent him from going another time.



I am such an asshole.

 

[Comeds]

Sadly I wasn't trying to be funny but it grows on you. I laughed at this because how insanely stupid it was. Why not use Bobby, Blake, Bennie or Barry?
Then I thought about it more and realized that I am old .... and most parents today have no clue who Benson was.
Now on the other hand if Benson the black Lab's brothers name was Saunders then we might have been on to something.

I bought one and now we are close friends. In fact Benson may be my best friend.

I did a few minutes of research, because this is important lol, and found the company that sells Benson is called Melissa And Doug. They seem to have a lot of odd named stuffed animals so I don't think it's anything untoward.

 

[forty_three]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I do not like biscuits and gravy.

 

[forty_three]

When a 13 year old kid is taking loud in an infantile voice or singing songs by something called a "Pit Bull" to get attention, is an open handed slap t the face an acceptable form of attention?

Asking for a friend.

 

[sbb122]

When a 13 year old kid is taking loud in an infantile voice or singing songs by something called a "Pit Bull" to get attention, is an open handed slap t the face an acceptable form of attention?

Asking for a friend.

I say go for it.

Are they at your house or are you visiting?

 

[forty_three]

I say go for it.

Are they at your house or are you visiting?

I am visiting.

I know all the best hiding places in my own house.




So, last night the BIL was complaining about "Racist, skinhead Nazis" who were down voting Star Wars the Last Jujubee or whatever on Rotten Tomatoes, and the the younger BIL said "You mean those people you voted for?".

That changed the course of the evening quickly

 

[thedddd]

Carrie Underwood Is Warning Fans She Might Look Different Next Time She's on Stage

She probably went head first into blocking the shot?

 

[elocomotive]

Cold enough for pond hockey these last couple weeks in Maryland. And getting colder.

 

[dash]

Heck, it's getting frigid down in Savannah, it's so cold that my corn flakes turned into frosted flakes.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Im thinking of posting on that page and letting everyone know i support the change because it will allow me to fill ALL THE GARBAGE BAGS WITH GAS ... ALL OF THEMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

 

[elocomotive]

Im thinking of posting on that page and letting everyone know i support the change because it will allow me to fill ALL THE GARBAGE BAGS WITH GAS ... ALL OF THEMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

"“FEAR NOT OREGON!!!! I’ve decided to move to Oregon to open a school to teach people how to pump their own gas … I understand Oregon, adulting is hard and sometimes you [need] someone to show you how. I’m here for you.” -random internet person, lol


Also, I was in New Jersey for New Year's and had to wait at a full service pump for some dude to pump my gas. It took easily twice as long. And there wasn't even a wait at the station I went to. The roadside plazas in Jersey had lines that were 6-8 cars deep at each pump. Ridiculous.