Ongoing NHL thread - Part III

[KennyBanyeah]

NHL announces full rosters for 2016 Honda NHL All-Star Game | 2016 NHL All-Star Weekend

Fun fact: No Crosby

Generational!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

NHL announces full rosters for 2016 Honda NHL All-Star Game | 2016 NHL All-Star Weekend

Fun fact: No Crosby

But who is the lame ass press gonna bukkake with microphones then??

This is all very confusing.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

But who is the lame ass press gonna bukkake with microphones then??

This is all very confusing.

Somewhere, Bettman is having a seizure.

 

[dash]

I like PK Subban, but I think Patches or Gallagher would have been a better All-Star selection for the Habs.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I like PK Subban, but I think Patches or Gallagher would have been a better All-Star selection for the Habs.

Max Pacioretty, since Dec. 1: 16 GP, 7 P
PK Subban, since Dec. 1: 16 GP, 7 P

Neither belong. I'll give you Gallagher, but he missed a lot of time. I think Price (obviously) would've been chosen, and likely been their only rep. But they had to go with someone, and Patches sure as shit didn't deserve it with that kind of shit showing offensively.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Speaking of the Habs, it's fucking riotous that Therrien is blaming his bottom 6 for not producing when his captain is leading the plunge. I'll be sad to see Therrien go in mid-February.

 

[Comeds]

The Habs should send Daniel Carr.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Max Pacioretty, since Dec. 1: 16 GP, 7 P
PK Subban, since Dec. 1: 16 GP, 7 P

Neither belong. I'll give you Gallagher, but he missed a lot of time. I think Price (obviously) would've been chosen, and likely been their only rep. But they had to go with someone, and Patches sure as shit didn't deserve it with that kind of shit showing offensively.

Despite that crappy month he does still have 6 more points than the current Mark Messier Award winner . I think Corey Perry is the only forward with fewer points, and he's played 3 fewer games.

 

[elocomotive]

About fucking time. Congrats, Nicky!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Despite that crappy month he does still have 6 more points than the current Mark Messier Award winner . I think Corey Perry is the only forward with fewer points, and he's played 3 fewer games.

Who's dat

 

[Puck082]

Central team is stacked....

 

[DragonfromTO]

Who's dat

Come on man, you know what the award is for. Shouldn't it be obvious?

 

[elocomotive]

NHL announces full rosters for 2016 Honda NHL All-Star Game | 2016 NHL All-Star Weekend

Fun fact: No Crosby

While he turns traffic cones into goal scorers, he unfortunately also turns goal scorers into traffic cones.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Come on man, you know what the award is for. Shouldn't it be obvious?

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/Patches only has 5 pts on him

 

[DragonfromTO]

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/Patches only has 5 pts on him

It ain't Leo I'm talking about.

 

[dash]

Good to see the Canucks well represented with both Bobby Lou and Crampy Schneider getting All-Star nods. Wait, what?

 

[forty_three]

NHL announces full rosters for 2016 Honda NHL All-Star Game | 2016 NHL All-Star Weekend

Fun fact: No Crosby

Word from downtown is that the league called the Jackets and said "Hey, Johansen was kind of fun in the skills competition last year, we want him back" but then Tortorella threw McIlhinney through a window and bit the head off the trainer's dog.

So that's why it's Saad.

 

[elocomotive]

Predictions for All-Star tournament MVP?

I'm guessing we are going to see a thrilling performance from John Scott, who could be the first all-star to have more goals in an all-star game than in his entire career.

 

[Comeds]

NHL announces full rosters for 2016 Honda NHL All-Star Game | 2016 NHL All-Star Weekend

Fun fact: No Crosby

In all seriousness those are pretty decent rosters. I look forward to not watching the all star game this year too.

 

[elocomotive]

Word from downtown is that the league called the Jackets and said "Hey, Johansen was kind of fun in the skills competition last year, we want him back" but then Tortorella threw McIlhinney through a window and bit the head off the trainer's dog.

So that's why it's Saad.

To be (looks around)... fair, Brandon Saad will be really fun to watch.