Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[forty_three]

Calvert is having some concussion-like issues after losing the better part of about five teeth against San Jose. Wennberg "recalled". He hadn't actually left yet, and watched the game yesterday from the press box. Was going to come back to Columbus with the team and head to Springfield from there.

Also this:

I swear that fucker is bionic.

 

[forty_three]

A "stinger".

Coulda been worse, I guess.

 

[puckhead]

So is this the last game for Leon Draisaitl tonight before the Oilers send him back to junior? I don't think so.

stepping up to take his center spot is.....

anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Boldmover?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

A "stinger".

Coulda been worse, I guess.

Ah, good ol pizza penis.

 

[dare2be]

Ah, good ol pizza penis.

I always called it wheelchair dick.

 

[forty_three]

Ah, good ol pizza penis.

I always called it wheelchair dick.

"Day to day; lower body"

 

[DragonfromTO]

Scrivens posted a 3-0-0 record with a 2.33 goals-against average and .920 save percentage to lead the Oilers (3-4-1, 7 points) to their first three-game winning streak since Jan. 26-29.

2.33 GAA and .920 save percentage are not exactly off the chart numbers, surely somebody else put up some pretty good offensive numbers in the past 7 days.

3 wins!

 

[DragonfromTO]

I always called it wheelchair dick.

It's surprisingly upright given the white hair on it

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[dash]

It's surprisingly upright given the white hair on it

It's been that way for longer than 4 hours, he should seek medical attention.

 

[dash]

Sure, it makes John Scott a little lighter in the wallet, but I don't see how this penalizes the Sharks.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Sure, it makes John Scott a little lighter in the wallet, but I don't see how this penalizes the Sharks.

Doesn't really hurt Scott either. He still has his day job as a tree, which weirdly makes him move faster than during his NHL gig.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I just got a banner ad for Clorox

"Sometimes a fart... isn't just a fart. Bleach it away!"

So unbelievably funny. God, I am dying here

 

[dash]

I just got a banner ad for Clorox

"Sometimes a fart... isn't just a fart. Bleach it away!"

So unbelievably funny. God, I am dying here

There was a classic ad for a beeper (do people still use beepers?) where farting was featured prominently - At any rate, I'll try to find it.

Edit: Here it is.

 

[dash]

Habs are starting Tokarski tonight against the Oil and saving Carey Price for the Flames tomorrow night. Can't say I blame Therrien, that's a wise move.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Habs are starting Tokarski tonight against the Oil and saving Carey Price for the Flames tomorrow night. Can't say I blame Therrien, that's a wise move.

So tonight you'll be moaning "oHHHH Tokarski" then dash?

 

[dash]

So tonight you'll be moaning "oHHHH Tokarski" then dash?

lol - I don't want to steal any of Lucky Pierre's thunder Kenny.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Might wanna warn the missus is all dash.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Might wanna warn the missus is all dash.

Warning or not, as a married guy I fully appreciate that she might just say "oh no you don't!!!".

 

[forty_three]

BLAM!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...l-blasts-its-way-into-columbus-182830898.html

When Hartnell scores at home, I want that cannonball.