Off Topic / Random BS Thread

[Jonas_steven]

Arabian goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Fun fact: I can withstand temperatures of up to 420 degrees.

 

[Desert Glory]

Fun fact: I can withstand temperatures of up to 420 degrees.

420? Is that code for you want weed?



In other news, SS got ran over by a skydiver.

 

[Desert Glory]

And the Phoenix Suns are headed to the Summer League Finals!!!!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

And the Phoenix Suns are headed to the Summer League Finals!!!!

wooooo!

 

[OutlawImmortal]

420? Is that code for you want weed?



In other news, SS got ran over by a skydiver.

That skydiver just got signed by the Oakland Raiders.

No, I should have picked a more random number

 

[Arizona_Sting]

How do you post GIF's on here?

 

[DweeberAZ]

How do you post GIF's on here?

Two ways...

One as an attachment (look at the bottom of the page when you are posting).

Two, create an image link to an image on the web. URL with [ G I F ].....[ / G I F ] Remove the spaces though.

 

[DweeberAZ]

Air Conditioner

AC stopped allowing changes to the setpoint.... got stuck at 78F. Took a week to find anyone that could replace the Thermostat since it was a "smart system", not just a simple thermostat to the AC unit. Now that it is fixed, my wife is complaining it is hot inside since it is now set back to 80F where it belongs. Having it at 78F for a week was too easy to get used to though I was freezing my ass off most of the time.

See how long before she plays with it and turns it lower.

 

[Desert Glory]

Thank your lucky stars that it didn't just go out completely for a week.

 

[Desert Glory]

 

[Desert Glory]

Who wants to drink everything on this map with me. It will be our tribute to the USA.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-07-02-BoozeMap_01.jpg


I didn't post the image cause its too big, just click it.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Who wants to drink everything on this map with me. It will be our tribute to the USA.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-07-02-BoozeMap_01.jpg


I didn't post the image cause its too big, just click it.

I refuse to trust a link from you

 

[Orange602]

Who wants to drink everything on this map with me. It will be our tribute to the USA.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-07-02-BoozeMap_01.jpg


I didn't post the image cause its too big, just click it.

I'll join you, but only if I am allowed to drink several of each beverage.

 

[DweeberAZ]

Really dumb...

Cornerback Tarell Brown had triggered a $2 million escalator to his 2013 base salary and was scheduled to earn $2.925 million in the final year of his contract. However, since Brown opted to do his offseason training at his home in Texas, instead of participating in the 49ers' workout program in Santa Clara, Calif., that escalator has voided and his base salary has returned to his original $925,000, a source with knowledge of Brown's contract details confirmed to "Shutdown Corner". Brown was also scheduled to receive a $75,000 workout bonus, but that has vanished, as well.

 

[Desert Glory]

Really dumb...

Wow what a dumb ass, 2/3 of his salary so he could workout at home?

 

[DweeberAZ]

Reading more it appears that he didn't know... his agent didn't tell him it was in the contract. Hard to fathom that you would not know.... but he fired his agent. He also lost a $75k workout bonus.

 

[Desert Glory]

Reading more it appears that he didn't know... his agent didn't tell him it was in the contract. Hard to fathom that you would not know.... but he fired his agent. He also lost a $75k workout bonus.

Wow I would sue that agent lol. I know usually people would say he should have read his contract, but that's what they pay agents thousands and thousands to do.

 

[Desert Glory]

If they do some filming here, I'm gonna go be an extra lol.

 

[DweeberAZ]

Noticed this morning that AtBat 13 App now has Ads, even though it is a paid app!