Off Topic / Random BS Thread

[Jonas_steven]

On average, people swallow 1.5 liters of urine when swimming in a public pool.

-the more you know.

 

[Jonas_steven]

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

 

[Jonas_steven]

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene

If the glove don't fit, the koala you must acquit!

 

[Desert Glory]

Im so scared of you right now Gary.

 

[Jonas_steven]

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple

 

[Jonas_steven]

Strawberries aren't actually berries, but bananas, avocados, pumpkins and watermelons are.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Here you go, glory:

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

 

[Desert Glory]

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple

Monthnizzle, Orangizzle, Silvnizzle, Purpizzle.

-Snoop Dogg

 

[Jonas_steven]

On average, a Twinkie will explode in a microwave in 45 seconds.

 

[Desert Glory]

Here you go, glory:

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Is that a threat?

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

 

[Jonas_steven]

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

 

[Jonas_steven]

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

 

[Jonas_steven]

There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

 

[Jonas_steven]

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

 

[Desert Glory]

I say put him in coach.

 

[Jonas_steven]

the worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9. They lived in china at about 1918

 

[Jonas_steven]

I say put him in coach.

He definitely looks like a top of the rotation guy! If he can turn that spinning backflip curve into a plus pitch, we may have something here!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Nicolas Cage once woke up to a naked man eating a fudgesicle at the end of his bed!

Oh man, do I remember those nights! good times!!

 

[Desert Glory]

Im about to go to sleep but before I do, I can't believe we haven't done this here at SportsHoopla, its almost as if we haven't even made these our official boards without the.......... Awards Game.

Ill start.


Ian Kennedy for Best Stomp in a losing effort
Puig for Most ABs before getting into the Hall of Fame
Justin Upton for the Heath Bell Award for Consistency
Batting against Ian Kennedy for safest activity


and still my fav:

Bryce Harper and the Wall for Best Kiss