NL East smack talk

[mr.hockey4242]

Yeah they’re a funk! Holy shit. Ben fucking Lively? Bwahahaha. They can’t square up Fat Fuck KBO garbage even. Unbelievable. Gonna lose another series to small market ham and eggers again. Fucking singles hitter after singles hitter.

Hey!

Twins might be small market(mostly by dumb fucking choice)

But we ain't part of that singles hitting bullshit

Even with our lineup ravaged by injuries the last week. And being borderline retarded until april 22nd

We still lead baseball in doubles(by a lot), top 10 in homers, top 5 in OPS and slug.

Not singles hitting, ham and eggers! Fat fuck Carlos Santana hits BOMBS

 

[fightinfunbags]

Hey!

Twins might be small market(mostly by dumb fucking choice)

But we ain't part of that singles hitting bullshit

Even with our lineup ravaged by injuries the last week. And being borderline retarded until april 22nd

We still lead baseball in doubles(by a lot), top 10 in homers, top 5 in OPS and slug.

Not singles hitting, ham and eggers! Fat fuck Carlos Santana hits BOMBS

Yeah I don’t even give a fuck haha. Playoffs is what matters and nobody from the AL Central is gonna be there.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Yeah I don’t even give a fuck haha. Playoffs is what matters and nobody from the AL Central is gonna be there.

Hate to break it to ya

But legally, at least 1 AL central team has to be in the playoffs

 

[fightinfunbags]

Hate to break it to ya

But legally, at least 1 AL central team has to be in the playoffs

When would the National League’s Phillies have to see them? See what I’m saying now…

 

[mr.hockey4242]

When would the National League’s Phillies have to see them? See what I’m saying now…

Well, that's not what you said

But also, actually sans the Twins. The AL Central has a pretty good hit rate on making the world series...

And 3 teams may still make the playoffs

 

[fightinfunbags]

Well, that's not what you said

But also, actually sans the Twins. The AL Central has a pretty good hit rate on making the world series...

And 3 teams may still make the playoffs

Small market little engines that could

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Small market little engines that could

Which appears to be the kryptonite of Bryce

Unless the Dbacks are suddenly in a huge market losing their hockey team to goddamn Utah

 

[fightinfunbags]

Fucking Asian slap bunting queer thinks he’s a bull dyke playing softball.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Which appears to be the kryptonite of Bryce

Unless the Dbacks are suddenly in a huge market losing their hockey team to goddamn Utah

Yep. It has been their kryptonite.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Yep. It has been their kryptonite.

Also more bad news

Braves now fully suck ass

That's usually the Phillies freebie

 

[fightinfunbags]

Also more bad news

Braves now fully suck ass

That's usually the Phillies freebie

Let’s not overstate shit here. If Kimbrel only blows 1 game instead of 2 the Phillies are back to back National League champs. Tip of the cap to Lovullo and his staff. The plan was don’t throw strikes and let the aggressive Phillies get themselves out and it worked…because Kimbrel blew two saves.

It’s July 26th. I feel good about my team when it hits October.

 

[Cedrique]

Thanks "Weston". We need Hays now! He'll turn it all around!

 

[fightinfunbags]

Thanks "Weston". We need Hays now! He'll turn it all around!

Just disgusting baseball right now.

 

[Cedrique]

Just disgusting baseball right now.

The only thing that makes it tolerable is watching that goofy Elton John looking dude on the post game lose his shit every night

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Let’s not overstate shit here. If Kimbrel only blows 1 game instead of 2 the Phillies are back to back National League champs. Tip of the cap to Lovullo and his staff. The plan was don’t throw strikes and let the aggressive Phillies get themselves out and it worked…because Kimbrel blew two saves.

It’s July 26th. I feel good about my team when it hits October.

Feel good about small market ham and egger Matt Strahm?!?!??!

 

[fightinfunbags]

The only thing that makes it tolerable is watching that goofy Elton John looking dude on the post game lose his shit every night

I want to take a Louisville Slugger to Ben Davis’ dome.

 

[Cedrique]

I want to take a Louisville Slugger to Ben Davis’ dome.

His hairline is Cro Magnon

 

[fightinfunbags]

Feel good about small market ham and egger Matt Strahm?!?!??!

Yep. He and Hoffman are the only high leverage bull pen I trust right now.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Yep. He and Hoffman are the only high leverage bull pen I trust right now.

That Kettering dude is having a good year.

 

[fightinfunbags]

That Kettering dude is having a good year.

Has struggled to throw strikes recently and doesn’t trust his fastball. Also he’s still kind of young so I worry about him in high leverage spots.