Barilko
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Week 5 Report
Still the Main Story
The Family Cartel reasserted its dominance this week. Lefty spanked Duff 128-68 and now only has Treff for company at 4-1, while boasting a 6-game lead over Tlance in breakdown and 59-point lead in PF (also over Tlance). Bandit had a less impressive 101-78 win over Foot, has HaroldSeattle and dblake sharing the top record with him at 4-1, and has only a 15-point lead over JDM for PF - but has a striking 10-game lead over 2nd-place Microwahevo in breakdown.
The only imminent threat to either of these guys is Tlance in the A league, who beat wilwhite 113-89 on the strength of 20 pts each from his kicker and his D. Tlance has just as solid a hold on second place in both PF and breakdown as Lefty has on first place.
Lefty has broken the century mark every week this season, and only failed to score in the top three once.
A Tale of Two Goths
The Visigoths went 4-0 this week, while the Ostrogoths went 0-4. The Visigoths are now 5-3 outside of their division, the Huns 4-4, and the Ostrogoths 3-5. (All even at 4-4 in the A league.)
How the Other Half Lives
HaroldSeattle suffered his first loss as he needed 27 points out of Vernon Davis and Arian Foster and got 25 to lose to Microwahevo, 124-122 (Micro got Vicked but was rescued by Knowshon). Harold had three cruddy wins early despite paltry numbers, added a nice win last week, and this week he felt the true fantasy football pain as he had the second-highest score but still lost.
The rest of his division also lost; he still has the only two-game division lead in either league.
The Comeback Begins / Sampernick, Part Trois
Fuzzy finally broke through, beating Sam 90-76. The Fuzzies are still third in breakdown, and finally have a win to show for it. On the other side of the ledger, a bad fantasy game for Kaep once again equals a loss for Sam (2-3).
The Comeback Begins...?
The Drone finally rose to the level of mediocrity for a week and slipped past the up-and-down JDM 96-88 (JDM always scores <100 or >140) for her first victory. The Drone is not alone in last place in every power category any more, as she's been joined by Foot at the bottom of the breakdown rankings. (I've decided the Drone is a she. She is a ship, after all. Sure, she spits hot death, but some women are like that.)
Foot Falls
Foot started off fast - he was undefeated and tied for third in power ranking after week 2 - but his loss to Bandit puts him at three losses in a row, and he is now tied for 10th in power ranking. (These three losses follow his trading away Marshall, Lacy and the Seahawks D for Martin to Chef. Chef was 0-2 at the time and has won two of his last three. Maybe there's no connection though.)
The Award
This week's award goes to TK, who went into the Monday night game 32 points behind Chef with Ryan and Gonzo to go. He got 31.
In Other Games
KOTF
Joe's Sloths rolled over Ram, 119-75
TKO got high score in both leagues for the week, beating Scape 132-84
Treff beat Smoking "VJAX All The Way!" Monkey, 90-67
BATG
Barilko pocketed the Marsupials, 113-60
dblake beat Sox, 114-102
Standings
Keepers of the Flame
Barbarians at the Gate
Keepers of the Flame vs. Barbarians at the Gate
The Barbarians topped the Keepers of the Flame for the second week in a row, 1179-1131 (48 points). The KOTF lead has shrunk to 57 points, 5947-5890.
awesome work Wil...more fun to read after victory 2
thought u might call me wheelin n dealing Barilko of the GWN ...
Way to go Barbarians lets hunt them down