Martha Ford issues statement

[jayfan]

Martha Firestone Ford's statement on Lions changes 

 

[RobBase]

Much like Jim Bob Cooters run as OC, this was short and uninspiring, but she's 90 fucking years old. Were lucky she didn't die at the podium.

 

[Rob]

During the presser Martha announced her daughter Dorothy will take a bigger role with the organization and Blanche is still a floozy.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

During the presser Martha announced her daughter Dorothy will take a bigger role with the organization and Blanche is still a floozy.

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Well that's just going to get @Cave_Johnson excited.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Well that's just going to get @Cave_Johnson excited.

Just imagine how dry they are.

 

[broncosmitty]

Just imagine how dry they are.

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Were they cremated?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Were they cremated?

I don't know about the rest of them, but I'm pretty sure Bob Saget destroyed their lady parts after he was done. Betty White is only still alive because she drew the short straw and had rim job duty.

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

During the presser Martha announced her daughter Dorothy will take a bigger role with the organization and Blanche is still a floozy.

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Bea Arthur was the true goddess

 

[Old Lion]

Bea Arthur was the true goddess

 

[dengel6]

Finish the job Marty, ya got some more firings and some players to get rid of.

 

[Edonidd]

Much like Jim Bob Cooters run as OC, this was short and uninspiring, but she's 90 fucking years old. Were lucky she didn't die at the podium.

You spelled unlucky wrong.