Lions > Dolphins

[tpaulus_2]

Almost 450 posts later and all we've learned is that the Lions are still better than the Dolphins. Good chat so far, though...

 

[Naughtymax]

Big news this week in OTAs when a Dolphins OL made a block! Tannehill said to be working exclusively from the shotgun and leaning to count one-one thousand, throw! in his head.

 

[RobBase]

Dolphins O line is a big ? this year for sure. Re-signing Pouncey was a step in the right direction. They need the run game to take some of the heat off Tannehill. Their D will keep them in every game.

 

[RobBase]

Almost 450 posts later and all we've learned is that the Lions are still better than the Dolphins. Good chat so far, though...

We've also learned that Blue is the only poster here who really believes that. Everyone else, including you, believe Dolphins will finish with a better record.

 

[tpaulus_2]

Do you ever get tired of spewing complete bullshit?

What's broken in your psyche that you think assigning thoughts and attributing things that were never written to others makes it true?

Is that the way your brain really works? You posts what so-and-so thinks, and, from there on it's a fact in your mind?

Seems to me like your massive ego and temper have prevented you from adjusting very well to the real world, so you prefer to stay in the safety of your fantasy land you've created in your own mind...

 

[RobBase]

Just take the bet.

 

[RobBase]

Avatar bet remains open. Dolphins will finish with a better record than Detroit. So far only myself (of course) and Big Blue have shown we are willing to back up our words.

Anyone else?

 

[Naughtymax]

Avatar bet remains open. Dolphins will finish with a better record than Detroit. So far only myself (of course) and Big Blue have shown we are willing to back up our words.

Anyone else?

Wins times opponents' win-loss record? After all, SOS means something for anyone who has seen this 'football' thing before.

 

[tpaulus_2]

Avatar bet remains open. Dolphins will finish with a better record than Detroit. So far only myself (of course) and Big Blue have shown we are willing to back up our words.

Anyone else?

Lol, I got nothing to prove, so I won't be taking your bet. Keep trying, though- I'm sure in your mind those willing to make these nonsense bets with you are more "manly" or whatever, but for those of us who have moved on from the teenage boy mindset it just seems pretty stupid and juvenile...

But hey, have fun trying to shame others into taking your bets if that's what you gotta do to get through your day...

 

[RobBase]

I'll put you guys down as Dolphins > Lions.

 

[Naughtymax]

I'll put you guys down as Dolphins > Lions.

and I'll keep you down as needing significant psychotherapy.

 

[RobBase]

and I'll keep you down as needing significant psychotherapy.

Oh jeez, it's just a little avatar bet. You say the Lions will be better so lets have some friendly fun with it. Blue is.

 

[RobBase]

I'll up the stakes. Dolphins finish with a better regular season record than the Lions. If not, I'll leave the Lions board forever, and never return.

If you guys lose the bet, you aren't banished, you just lost the avatar bet.

Deal?

 

[tpaulus_2]

I'll put you guys down as Dolphins > Lions.

Whatever you gotta do to keep from fracturing the carefully constructed (and very fragile, apparently) fantasy world you live in...

 

[RobBase]

Whatever you gotta do to keep from fracturing the carefully constructed (and very fragile, apparently) fantasy world you live in...

If it's a fantasy, take the bet. Your avatar sucks anyways. I'd be doing you a favor.

 

[tpaulus_2]

I'll up the stakes. Dolphins finish with a better regular season record than the Lions. If not, I'll leave the Lions board forever, and never return.

If you guys lose the bet, you aren't banished, you just lost the avatar bet.

Deal?

Well, given the way you've already blatantly lied about holding up your end of the deal last time you made a "and I'll never return" bet, I don't think anyone is going to want to take a bet that you'll inevitably re-neg on...

 

[RobBase]

Well, given the way you've already blatantly lied about holding up your end of the deal last time you made a "and I'll never return" bet, I don't think anyone is going to want to take a bet that you'll inevitably re-neg on...

You show me where I said I was leaving the board and never returning and I'll leave right now. You can't.

Obviously you, me, Max and everyone here knows the Lions will be bad this year. You're the fan who hopes anyways. That's cool.

 

[tpaulus_2]

If it's a fantasy, take the bet. Your avatar sucks anyways. I'd be doing you a favor.

Must... have... vindication... need bets... aaaargh!

 

[tpaulus_2]

You show me where I said I was leaving the board and never returning and I'll leave right now. You can't.

Obviously you, me, Max and everyone here knows the Lions will be bad this year. You're the fan who hopes anyways. That's cool.

You're fucking mental, guy. Plain and simple. Too many screw loose...

 

[tpaulus_2]

You show me where I said I was leaving the board and never returning and I'll leave right now. You can't.

Obviously you, me, Max and everyone here knows the Lions will be bad this year. You're the fan who hopes anyways. That's cool.

You've made that bet before, lost, and didn't leave. I remember you getting called out on it when you showed back up after only taking like a week off, you claimed it was just some bogus bet (probably because it was a bogus bet you lost), so no reason to think you wouldn't do the same again this time.

Besides, this board is your whole life, you couldn't leave if you wanted to. I'm sure you'd just deactivate your current account and come back under a new alias within a week or two...