Landon Collins " The Cowboys are not winning the division"

[mcnabb7542]

Dude, he only made $525k last year. If I made so little I'd probably have to wheeze the slurpee machine too.

Not gonna lie that is exactly what I thought when you said a convenient store.....

 

[fordman84]

Not gonna lie that is exactly what I thought when you said a convenient store.....

Yeah for some reason I am thinking of a slurpee and snickers. I used to know kids who would steal them by putting the candy bar in the slurpee machine then fill it up.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Yeah for some reason I am thinking of a slurpee and snickers. I used to know kids who would steal them by putting the candy bar in the slurpee machine then fill it up.

That's actually a pretty good idea......

I use to slide it in my pocket, but that's thinking outside the box right there.

 

[packerzrule]

Yeah for some reason I am thinking of a slurpee and snickers. I used to know kids who would steal them by putting the candy bar in the slurpee machine then fill it up.

what the.....................


gonna have to try that one

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

what the.....................


gonna have to try that one

My wife is a big M&M's in the popcorn at the theater

Salty and Sweet

Delicious

 

[Manster7588]

"Goodells fault"

Nope, this is all on Lucky.

 

[Manster7588]

BORING!

C'mon, mix it up. It's July!

Maybe, but over the last few years top to bottom in the NFCE hasn't been all that far apart.
If I'm going to rank them I'd say
Dallas
NY/Philly
Philly/NY
Team near DC.

 

[Gman]

Sounds like it. Shoplifting from a convenient store and then no-showed the citation. Sounds like a stupid deal that has grown because Lucky is a tool.

You'd think a team with so many players with law troubles would just invest in a legal department for their guys... you know, monitor everyone's record (because lord knows they can't do it themselves)... maybe stop these trifling matters from becoming something bigger.

Someone get Jerry on the phone!

 

[Manster7588]

You'd think a team with so many players with law troubles would just invest in a legal department for their guys... you know, monitor everyone's record (because lord knows they can't do it themselves)... maybe stop these trifling matters from becoming something bigger.

Someone get Jerry on the phone!

No team can stop an idiot from being an idiot. Shoplifting? That's not an oops, that's a conscious thought to go in and steal.

 

[mcnabb7542]

No team can stop an idiot from being an idiot. Shoplifting? That's not an oops, that's a conscious thought to go in and steal.

You forgot "at a convenience store"



I still can't stop laughing at that....

 

[Manster7588]

You forgot "at a convenience store"



I still can't stop laughing at that....

It's almost as bad as underwear and sample cologne.

 

[mcnabb7542]

It's almost as bad as underwear and sample cologne.

Or crab legs!

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

I'm not sure Eli has a job with the Giants after this year. He just doesn't have the strength and luck seems to be balancing out on him. Still makes stupid throws and dumb faces, but doesn't have the perfect deep ball like he used to.

Time is starting to go against Eli but he does have solid wr's to help him out and they have a good D to back him up. I still think Dallas wins the division but it's going to be a classic NFCE slug fest to win the division.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Looks like Lucky isn't too lucky. He's cut.

 

[jarntt]

Personally, I'm not counting out any of the 4 teams.

WEll at least not the 3 8cough

BORING!

C'mon, mix it up. It's July!

Redskins SUCK!!!

 

[jarntt]

I just saw a WR from Dallas got busted for shoplifting? Is it true?

Well it is Monday...

 

[jarntt]

I was talking about the Giant D... and the Giant D held Dallas to 26 pts total in 2 meetings last season.

That's pretty dang good in today's NFL...

... of course, some of that is match-up... the Giant D is big and tough (which is less usual today), and therefore the Giants match-up better against Dallas than most teams.

And the "shitty" Dallas D held you to 30. Meh...

 

[Gman]

And the "shitty" Dallas D held you to 30. Meh...

Well... you got me there. I'm a big fan of y'alls Defensive Coordinator... I think he makes lemonade out of lemons better than just about anyone else in the NFL.

 

[jarntt]

Get Ready for the HellFire thats gonna be raining down on your ass Fordham!

Yeah, well you only beat us in the second game last year because Lucky Whitehead broke a team rule and missed a meeting and was suspended. Now that he has his head screwed on right this year, we can't be beat!!!

 

[fordman84]

You'd think a team with so many players with law troubles would just invest in a legal department for their guys... you know, monitor everyone's record (because lord knows they can't do it themselves)... maybe stop these trifling matters from becoming something bigger.

Someone get Jerry on the phone!

You would think that Dallas has a lot of players with law troubles, when we don't. Just your homer narrative.