POLL Kate Upton vs. Gisele Bundchen

[wood20ks]

Knowing that's the worst it could be waking up next to her in the AM is good for me.

Wake up next to fatso not all photoshopped and it could be scary.

Well what she is in future is irrelevant........No one said you had to marry her.

Kate hands down:

 

[broncosmitty]

I rarely went west on Michigan from 131. I only went there for basically 3 reasons...

Golf
Disc golf
Meijers


I can’t picture that place to save my life.

Oshtemo is still my alltime favorite course.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Upton: Younger, great rack, but is gonna be a fatty really soon.

Giselle: Worth about a billion dollars. Probably a man in drag.

Show me the money!!!

 

[CreepCreep2014]

LOL..couple dumb fucks on this thread...you'd fuck em both and you know you would. But, it's the interweb and ya gotta act cool...I get it. If you throw either one of these girls out of your bed, it's cause you like dick...period.

I went Kate cause she's got bigger tits and I would feel bad banging Giselle....I don't want Tom to be distracted and upset and then have a Flacco type year....I couldn't live with myself...

 

[PhilSimms11]

Gisele is no match for Kate. However, this one is...

...Charlotte McKinney.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Well what she is in future is irrelevant........No one said you had to marry her.

Kate hands down:

Funny looking face.

I bet she'd be interesting to talk to.

 

[Myles]

One night stand - Upton no question
A couple months long fling - Upton. She is incredibly hot, has real boobs that are nice and seems to be the one who would be more fun to hang out with.
For life - Gisele. Upton will most likely be pretty fat in a few a decade.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Upton will be a fat old lady.

This. You can see it in her face. She's a hard time or two away from going on the Burger King diet and going the Kerstie Alley route.

But for now, I'd fuck her so hard that her unborn children would ask her about it. Once they're born, of course.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Or pretty.

Have you told your parents yet?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

To answer the question in the OP, first I'd need to know what I'm choosing for. F, marry, kill, or whatever.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Upton: Younger, great rack, but is gonna be a fatty really soon.

Giselle: Worth about a billion dollars. Probably a man in drag.

Show me the money!!!

This. You can see it in her face. She's a hard time or two away from going on the Burger King diet and going the Kerstie Alley route.

But for now, I'd fuck her so hard that her unborn children would ask her about it. Once they're born, of course.

I used to say this all the time....

Upton has no "real" figure, in spite of her nice rack.



Brooklyn Decker had big taters, she's still thin and curvy in her 30s.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If you throw either one of these girls out of your bed, it's cause you like dick...period.

This.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Funny looking face.

I bet she'd be interesting to talk to.

TALK TO?!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? I thought we were talking about fucking them, but now it's talking to them?!?

Fuck it, I'm out.

 

[wood20ks]

Funny looking face.

I bet she'd be interesting to talk to.

Lol.....If she had a face like @SlinkyRedfoot avatar,I'd agree with you.....

 

[Hank Kingsley]

TALK TO?!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? I thought we were talking about fucking them, but now it's talking to them?!?

Fuck it, I'm out.

So shallow you are......

 

[Hank Kingsley]

One night stand - Upton no question
A couple months long fling - Upton. She is incredibly hot, has real boobs that are nice and seems to be the one who would be more fun to hang out with.
For life - Gisele. Upton will most likely be pretty fat in a few a decade.

And then conversation might enter into it and between ridiculous giggles and Kardasian quotes she's have nothing to say.

 

[broncosmitty]

Have you told your parents yet?

The hardest thing about roller blading...

 

[Myles]

And then conversation might enter into it and between ridiculous giggles and Kardasian quotes she's have nothing to say.

For a couple months of fucking, that would be preferred.

Upton seems more likely to say sure to a night of drinking and screwing.

 

[tducey]

Give me Upton.

 

[Carnzo]

In the immortal words of Peter Wolf, "First I look at the purse". Gislel hands down!
Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!
A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star
Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby (Money!)
I need money!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!