POLL Kate Upton vs. Gisele Bundchen

[broncosmitty]

Sure.

Let's see your comparable spousal unit.

Tom's done just fine for himself.

There are better looking chicks behind the counter at most gas stations.


You're high out of your mind if you think I'm gonna post wifey pics in this shithole.

 

[Ojb81]

Knowing that's the worst it could be waking up next to her in the AM is good for me.

Wake up next to fatso not all photoshopped and it could be scary.

Wait...kate upton COULD be fat when she gets older, while gisselle currently IS about as plain jane as it gets (on her best day, no less). And you'd take gisselle over kate? Might as well say you find feminine looking men attractive, Hank

 

[Hank Kingsley]

There are better looking chicks behind the counter at most gas stations.


You're high out of your mind if you think I'm gonna post wifey pics in this shithole.

Sure.

So not better than Tom's right?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Wait...kate upton COULD be fat when she gets older, while gisselle currently IS about as plain jane as it gets (on her best day, no less). And you'd take gisselle over kate? Might as well say you find feminine looking men attractive, Hank

Sure.

She is currently fat. Just gonna get fatter.....

So like broncosmitty you've done better yourself too right?

 

[Ojb81]

Sure.

She is currently fat. Just gonna get fatter.....

So like broncosmitty you've done better yourself too right?

Yeah. I have. As have most dudes with an ounce of eyesight.

Let me guess. Kate has the exact same shade of blonde hair as your wife, and since your wife ballooned to "water buffalo" status over the years, surely that means kate will, too. Right?

 

[broncosmitty]

Sure.

So not better than Tom's right?

She's a Post puberty female. So yeah...

 

[PolarVortex]

If I'm starting a dodgeball team: Upton

If I'm trying to scare crows from my corn field: Giselle

I was watching The Dan Patrick Show and this debate actually took place...somehow. They voted 3-2 in favor of Gisele.

Kate is a 6th generation American. Gisele's grandfather was a Nazi war criminal who escaped to South America. Kate is only 25. Gisele's little landing strip is already gray.

 

[broncosmitty]

Kate is a 6th generation American. Gisele's grandfather was a Nazi war criminal who escaped to South America. Kate is only 25. Gisele's little landing strip is already gray.

Kate's Uncle Fred was my Congressman for about a decade.


Good dude. I voted for him n everything.



I'd vote for Giselle as best Halloween Coatume. Even though she keeps going as Homely Olive Oil.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

She's a Post puberty female. So yeah...

Sure.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Hank's got a point. Someone make a "Post Pics of Your Wife" thread. I need some new spank bank material.

 

[chf]

Hotter girls at my local gym.

/that internet guy.

 

[chf]

There are better looking chicks behind the counter at most gas stations.

Heh, that's what I get for not reading the thread carefully.

 

[calsnowskier]

There are better looking chicks behind the counter at most gas stations.


You're high out of your mind if you think I'm gonna post wifey pics in this shithole.

So where DO you post pics of your wifey??

 

[broncosmitty]

Heh, that's what I get for not reading the thread carefully.

Courtney

Late 20's, brunette, glasses, not overly polite, not overly prompt, took forever to grab my Newports, prolly has three kids getting babysat at her sisters place, rung me up at Speedway 12 minutes ago. Much more attractive than Gisele.

 

[broncosmitty]

So where DO you post pics of your wifey??

Random rest area bathroom stalls.



But not at this shithole.

 

[broncosmitty]

So where DO you post pics of your wifey??

She kinda used to be your neighbor.


Jefferson Commons...

 

[wood20ks]

If I'm starting a dodgeball team: Upton

If I'm trying to scare crows from my corn field: Giselle

 

[calsnowskier]

Random rest area bathroom stalls.



But not at this shithole.

Granted, you will find a better class of regulars there than here. Understandable.

 

[calsnowskier]

She kinda used to be your neighbor.


Jefferson Commons...

I rarely went west on Michigan from 131. I only went there for basically 3 reasons...

Golf
Disc golf
Meijers


I can’t picture that place to save my life.

 

[calsnowskier]

She kinda used to be your neighbor.


Jefferson Commons...

But you could pm me some pics. I may have some stories about her.