POLL Kate Upton vs. Gisele Bundchen

[Myles]

In the immortal words of Peter Wolf, "First I look at the purse". Gislel hands down!
Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!
A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star
Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby (Money!)
I need money!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!

That only matters if we are talking about one being poor. Upton is worth $25 million or more. I'd be good with that for a while.

 

[Wazmankg]

Gisele easily. Kate Upton is a 200-pounder waiting to happen as soon as the modeling career dries up. If I had my pickings there's a long list of gals I prefer to either, though obviously either would suit me just fine.

 

[Myles]

Gisele easily. Kate Upton is a 200-pounder waiting to happen as soon as the modeling career dries up. If I had my pickings there's a long list of gals I prefer to either, though obviously either would suit me just fine.

Even for a short fling?

 

[Carnzo]

That only matters if we are talking about one being poor. Upton is worth $25 million or more. I'd be good with that for a while.

Hey if all I can do is dream of hooking up with a rich woman I'm going for the really rich one.
If I'm going to dream I'm dreaming big.

 

[Wazmankg]

Even for a short fling?

Which one for 1 night ? Flip a coin ? But putting it in context, as far as good looking women models/celebrities they'd both be way down my list. Massive jugs are fun to look at but overrated IRL, up close and personal. I'm fine with a handful and they hold up much better over time. My personal preference is for women who are in good physical condition and that would be Gisele.

 

[Myles]

Hey if all I can do is dream of hooking up with a rich woman I'm going for the really rich one.
If I'm going to dream I'm dreaming big.

One could argue that "dreaming big" WOULD be Kate Upton. 2 big dreams.

 

[BigKen]

Upton will be a fat old lady.

Be nice....her dad is a Hooplan

 

[PhilSimms11]

I used to say this all the time....

Upton has no "real" figure, in spite of her nice rack.

I figure I'd like to hit that all night long.

 

[Thruthefog]

If you built a fucking machine that would piston say, 3,000 RPM, do you think it'd set that pussy on fire?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

So much tardery up in here...

haven't you guys ever heard of Huwaryu's 3 laws of womenology? To wit, every woman in the world can be classified thusly:

1. She's fat
2. She's going to get fat
3. She used to be fat, she will be again soon

So why are you all clamoring for women who resemble pre-pubescent boys? Get out and live a little.

Upton FTW.

 

[broncosmitty]

So much tardery up in here...

haven't you guys ever heard of Huwaryu's 3 laws of womenology? To wit, every woman in the world can be classified thusly:

1. She's fat
2. She's going to get fat
3. She used to be fat, she will be again soon

So why are you all clamoring for women who resemble pre-pubescent boys? Get out and live a little.

Upton FTW.

Oh those taunt pecs...

 

[broncosmitty]

How many of you have dry humped a broom?

 

[williewilliejuan]

How many of you have dry humped a broom?

Wood.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Oh those taunt pecs...

How many of you have dry humped a broom?

Heh.

You know I've talked about my connections to Benton Harbor in the past, so I'm a bit biased towards the Upton family.

But still... bones are for dogs. Meat is for men.

 

[Clayton]

My answer to this poll: Yes


I think Upton is more attractive. Big chested and slightly chubby is par for the course in America at the moment so I'm not sure why all the complaints.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Upton will be a fat old lady.

Be nice....her dad is a Hooplan

I wonder if he saw that pic on the internet of Verlander's load on her bare ass.

 

[Battlelyon]

I think Upton is more attractive. Big chested and slightly chubby is par for the course in America at the moment so I'm not sure why all the complaints.

Some dudes on this board like girls with no meat on their bones or have no curves, so it can soothe their homosexual urges.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

How many of you have dry humped a broom?

 

[Battlelyon]

It could be worse

Report: Women Attempted to Extort Oscar De La Hoya Over 'Incredibly Embarrassing' Sex Tape

As for the footage itself, The Daily Mail claims De La Hoya can be seen completely naked in front of the two women, who are performing various sex acts on him with kitchen utensils. What exactly that means is unclear, but Blatt had some choice words for what he saw. “I’ve seen a lot of shocking videos in my time, and this one was incredibly embarrassing,” he said.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Some dudes on this board like girls with no meat on their bones or have no curves, so it can soothe their homosexual urges.

A dude implying that if you're attracted to Gisele Bundchen, you're gay.

I think Gisele is hot, and if you think that's gay, well, I'll fuck you right in the ass.