Houston Asterisks

[Kace-1]

Here's a look at Jose Altuve being sorry for what happened in 2017.

 

[redseat]

A very emotional speech.....up there with Bluto’s in Animal House.....

He just made things a hell of a lot worse. However they are 100% protected by Manfred so they don't give 2 sh&ts

 

[wings-pens2166]

Jim Crane quotes this morning:

"These are a great group of guys who did not receive proper guidance from our leaders."


"This didn't impact the game. We had a good team. We won the World Series."


"I don't think I should be held accountable."




Well, at least we know where the player's nonsensical answers and refusal to be accountable are coming from. Clearly, it starts at the top.

didn't impact the game? so, you risked getting caught for cheating despite no impact on the game? yeah, right

 

[tabascojet]

didn't impact the game? so, you risked getting caught for cheating despite no impact on the game? yeah, right

gets better some reporter asked to clarify how he said it didnt impact the game and he said he didnt say that..... when thats exactly what he did say

 

[socaljim242]

I mean even if they don't find enough evidence to say they were wearing "vibrators", why would Altuve be concerned about his shirt coming off after the greatest hit of his lifetime...kinda fishy. He was thinking about something really hard, had to be important...yeah I'm sure he was thinking about his wife telling him you better keep your shirt on after a celebration hahahaha

#cheaters

Altuve gave some BS excuse that his wife doesn't like him to be shirtless. Which was blown up by the fact that someone checked his public Instagram account and there's tons of pictures of him without a shirt on.

 

[socaljim242]

didn't impact the game? so, you risked getting caught for cheating despite no impact on the game? yeah, right

Ever play blackjack? Imagine knowing what card the dealer has face down. While you're still taking a chance if you ask for another card it would make the decision so much easier if you knew what the dealer was holding.lol

 

[tabascojet]

Altuve gave some BS excuse that his wife doesn't like him to be shirtless. Which was blown up by the fact that someone checked his public Instagram account and there's tons of pictures of him without a shirt on.

#shirtgate

 

[wings-pens2166]

Ever play blackjack? Imagine knowing what card the dealer has face down. While you're still taking a chance if you ask for another card it would make the decision so much easier if you knew what the dealer was holding.lol

no way man, me knowing what the dealer was holding would have no impact!

 

[nynasty]

didn't impact the game? so, you risked getting caught for cheating despite no impact on the game? yeah, right

Right. They did it systematically for years.......just for shits & giggles.

 

[Cedrique]

That press conference did not go well....

 

[MizzouFalcon]

I can’t wait to watch Altuve get beaned by fastballs all year.

 

[Stakesarehigh]

Our bad guys

Sorry Dodgers

 

[steelerssb]

Jim Crane quotes this morning:

"These are a great group of guys who did not receive proper guidance from our leaders."


"This didn't impact the game. We had a good team. We won the World Series."


"I don't think I should be held accountable."




Well, at least we know where the player's nonsensical answers and refusal to be accountable are coming from. Clearly, it starts at the top.

"We cheated but did it to get no advantage."

 

[steelerssb]

Between this and being uppity about the ball this makes Verlander look like a goddamn putz

 

[Cedrique]

"We cheated but did it to get no advantage."

Their go-to answer seems to be "we agree with the report from the commissioner". In other words, "we will only admit to whatever they can prove"

 

[Kace-1]

 

[raptorlife4]

Should be stripped of the title

And those who knowingly took part should be banned.

This is worse than Pete Rose

 

[navamind]

 

[msgkings322]

It's only cheating if you get caught. They didn't

So put Clemens and Bonds and Rose in the Hall of Fame then?

 

[msgkings322]

Between this and being uppity about the ball this makes Verlander look like a goddamn putz

I like the tweet but 'conscious'?