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Disagree with the legend here quite a bit... jump scares Hollyweirded up today are annoying as F. I'm so tired of the loud bangs and ENOUGH with the stupid paranormal movies.
I don't care if it's a horror film or a comedy, if you have someone walking around in a quiet environment and then there's a loud BOOM/BANG, of course you're going to jump. It's a cheap copout that especially dumbass paranormal movies are using FAR too much.
The Thing didn't really have dumb jump scares, Alien had like one, Jaws didn't, American Werewolf in London didn't (could maybe argue the first attack, but it made sense, it wasn't just a loud BOOM - we anticipated something). Jump scares used to be done PROPERLY, now it's just cheap bullshit pop out of nowhere with a loud BOOM noise that rumbles the fuckin' floor to elicit a scream - hell most of the time it's not even the actual threat, it's some stupid distraction or a fuckin' grandfather clock or some shit.
UGH. It's even worse with paranormal... and that's the problem, most of the GREAT films I mentioned were creature features. There's something tangible as a threat you can believe in. Even Silence of the Lambs - NO jump scares, and that movie was scary as hell.
Eh whatever, maybe I'm just trying to say ghost/paranormal movies need to fuckin' stop because their scares and general plot are cheap as fuck.
Has anyone here watched the Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey movie?
That bad? That’s unfortunate.I turned it off about 25% through..
That bad? That’s unfortunate.
I have to be a certain level of drunk before I can laugh my way into thinking it would be worthwhile to press play.Has anyone here watched the Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey movie?
The ultimate sleeping bag kill in a horror movie belongs to the mutant mama bear from Prophecy:
LOL amazingThe ultimate sleeping bag kill in a horror movie belongs to the mutant mama bear from Prophecy: