Every NHL Franchise Ranked

[Comeds]

Wow, I was shocked at #27!

 

[BGDave]

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[elocomotive]

Hack for everyone too cheap to pay the subscription fee. Use the password "alliterative" and you are in.

Damn it, I was wondering how I had so many subscribers and no revenue. Oh well, the countdown returns tonight now that the Cup Finals are over and the offseason begins.

 

[elocomotive]

Alright, summer is here and back to the countdown...

#29 - Florida Panthers

Weighted Franchise Score - 46.2
Season Win Pct Rank - 21st
Playoff Qualification Pct - 30.0%
Playoff Series Win Pct - 35.7%
Stanley Cup Appearances/Wins - 0/1*

*Please note these stats were compiled before this year's playoffs. Given their second appearance in a Stanley Cup final, I would imagine they would move up 3-4 spots if a future ranking were done (unlikely!!). They aren't the worst in any stat, but hover in the bottom 5-10 positions in every stat. What a story this year, but unfortunately, not the fairy tale ending they wanted. I'll let someone else post the gif...

 

[Comeds]

Alright, summer is here and I'll let someone else post the gif...

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[All-Star Benchwarmer]

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Alright, the summer gif tone has been set! My submission:

 

[BGDave]

Alright, summer is here and back to the countdown...

#29 - Florida Panthers

Weighted Franchise Score - 46.2
Season Win Pct Rank - 21st
Playoff Qualification Pct - 30.0%
Playoff Series Win Pct - 35.7%
Stanley Cup Appearances/Wins - 0/1*

*Please note these stats were compiled before this year's playoffs. Given their second appearance in a Stanley Cup final, I would imagine they would move up 3-4 spots if a future ranking were done (unlikely!!). They aren't the worst in any stat, but hover in the bottom 5-10 positions in every stat. What a story this year, but unfortunately, not the fairy tale ending they wanted. I'll let someone else post the gif...

I hope you deducted points for throwing rats on the ice. In the 90s it was dumb, now its just sad.

 

[elocomotive]

I hope you deducted points for throwing rats on the ice. In the 90s it was dumb, now its just sad.

Yes, it is minus 2.37 points. It's a highly complex formula and I built some predictive text AI into it today to help me with the descriptions.

 

[elocomotive]

#29 - Minnesota Wild

Weighted Franchise Score - 49.1
Season Win Pct Rank - 6th
Playoff Qualification Pct - 56.6%
Playoff Series Win Pct - 23.5%
Stanley Cup Appearances/Wins - 0/0

[Guest AI Writer] Minnesota players really drink the hockey juice! They play and create intense moments on the rink for their adoring fans. They play great in the regular season and are highly rated as such. But don't deny them their waffle bowls! For when the playoffs arrive, their play has been subpar leading to many broken faces. We all will cheer them on and hope they are improved. Minnesota is a land of hockey and a place of lakes.

 

[elocomotive]

Listing above should have said #28 for the Wild. Two new rankings incoming...

 

[elocomotive]

#27 - Ottawa Senators

Weighted Franchise Score - 50.6
Season Win Pct Rank - 50.5%
Playoff Qualification Pct - 51.6%
Playoff Series Win Pct - 40.7%
Stanley Cup Appearances/Wins - 0/1

@KennyBanyeah

@Comeds is shocked

 

[elocomotive]

#26 - Vancouver Canucks

Weighted Franchise Score - 52.1
Season Win Pct Rank - 48.9%
Playoff Qualification Pct - 52.8%
Playoff Series Win Pct - 39.1%
Stanley Cup Appearances/Wins - 0/3

@mattola @puckhead @jstewismybastardson @naslundfan19

 

[mattola]

#26 - Vancouver Canucks

Weighted Franchise Score - 52.1
Season Win Pct Rank - 48.9%
Playoff Qualification Pct - 52.8%
Playoff Series Win Pct - 39.1%
Stanley Cup Appearances/Wins - 0/3

@mattola @puckhead @jstewismybastardson @naslundfan19

Don't forget @mooger_35 no reason he should avoid the misery like the rest of us ...

 

[elocomotive]

Don't forget @mooger_35 no reason he should avoid the misery like the rest of us ...

I knew I was forgetting a couple people. You Canucks' fans may be #26 in the rankings, but apparently virile as hell and spreading like rabbits.

 

[mooger_35]

Don't forget @mooger_35 no reason he should avoid the misery like the rest of us ...

So I don’t have to cheat for the Canucks?!

I seem lighter all of a sudden.

 

[BGDave]

Clearly @elocomotive is not a fan of Canadian teams lol

 

[dash]

Clearly @elocomotive is not a fan of Canadian teams lol

Just trying to get clicks/views

 

[mattola]

You Canucks' fans may be #26 in the rankings,

but #1 in your heart

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You Canucks' fans may be #26 in the rankings

but #1 in your heart

that must make the canucks the ham and pineapple pizza of NHL franchises !

 

[mattola]

that must make the canucks the ham and pineapple pizza of NHL franchises !

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