Detroit Lions CB Darius Slay Explains Why He Thinks the Earth Is Flat

[rmilia1]

More quality SEC edication on display

 

[packerzrule]

"Detroit Lions CB Darius Slay says he thinks the Earth is flat"

 

[Wazmankg]

Just play ball, Darius.

 

[RobBase]

Can't have CTE and lecture us about politics and science, NFL. Pick one.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

And people are kneeling for some guy that gets paid over $40M that in any other Country would be a pirate or shooting for the stars gas station clerk?

Dude this Country is fucked up.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

That meme hits the nail squarely on the head, doesn't it. This is funny while at the same time being sad for the education system. Good thing this kid can play pro ball.

 

[RobBase]

The moon is obviously round. The sun is obviously round. Why would the Earth be flat?

Matthew Stafford is really likeable. The rest of this team, not so much lately.

 

[richig07]

"Detroit Lions CB Darius Slay says he thinks the Earth is flat"



Regarding Kyrie Irving's arguments that the Earth is flat:

WHY... WHY IS THIS OKAY!?

Like, am I the only one who doesn't think this is "cute" or "funny"?

I mean, Jesus man... Why is this a thing?

I really think there's some beliefs that you should just be publicly shunned for. I'm sorry.

 

[richig07]

That meme hits the nail squarely on the head, doesn't it. This is funny while at the same time being sad for the education system. Good thing this kid can play pro ball.

Yeah, IMO... it's really not funny anymore.

This isn't okay. lol. This shouldn't happen.

 

[Breed]

What a hoodrat. Oops wrong thread

Not really.

Good grief what is real with these mothafuckers.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Think all the NFL players should take a knee to honor this man's heroic stance.

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

The moon is obviously round. The sun is obviously round. Why would the Earth be flat?

Matthew Stafford is really likeable. The rest of this team, not so much lately.

I don't think Ebron even knows the moon and sun exists.

 

[cdumler7]

That would be hysterical. First person to come back with a picture wins a million dollars. Then watch all these morons running around in all different directions until they all meet up halfway around the world

You think they could actually navigate well enough to meet halfway around the world? My guess is they would just run around in circles, get tired, and give up.

 

[Cedrique]

The moon is obviously round. The sun is obviously round. Why would the Earth be flat?

Matthew Stafford is really likeable. The rest of this team, not so much lately.

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round- they should call it Roundtine

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Nice "Seinfeld" reference.

 

[7Samurai13]

I don't think Ebron even knows his arms and legs exist.

I agree

 

[Old Lion]

I don't think Ebron even knows the moon and sun exists.

He certainly does not know his hands exist.

 

[Old Lion]

At least we wont have to worry about Slay leaving the Lions because he found another line of work.

 

[Great Dayne]

I bet he voted for Obama as well.

 

[Dude]

Ah, so that's what happened to the Dinos, good to know. Maybe they landed on another disc somewhere in the galaxy?