Da Rocket has landed!

[mrschaney]

Great news everyone, the Bears have passed on Russell Wilson and landed Andy "Red Rocket" Dalton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Provided he doesn't fall victim to crime, I expect some big things from Rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO what are the special secret rules for Bears fans?

 

[LetsGoPats]

Great news everyone, the Bears have passed on Russell Wilson and landed Andy "Red Rocket" Dalton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Provided he doesn't fall victim to crime, I expect some big things from Rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO what are the special secret rules for Bears fans?

1) No posting about Andy Dalton.

 

[Carnzo]

Poor Bears fans.
No
Fuck them
I'm still mad at the drubbing the Pats took in 85.

And get off my lawn.

 

[mrschaney]

Why Andy Dalton Is An Upgrade Over Mitchell Trubisky For Bears

The Chicago Bears have claimed Mitchell Trubisky is still their starting quarterback for 2020, but if the team is smart they would bring in Andy Dalton as an upgrade over Trubisky. According to Paul Dehner Jr. of The Athletic, the Bears have already had talks with the Cincinnati Bengals about...

clutchpoints.com

 

[ducky]

Move over Sid Luckman! There is a new Bear's greatest QB of all time coming.

 

[Jiddy]

Great news everyone, the Bears have passed on Russell Wilson and landed Andy "Red Rocket" Dalton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Provided he doesn't fall victim to crime, I expect some big things from Rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO what are the special secret rules for Bears fans?

Your boy should have held our for more money...10 million plus incentives isn't enough to make up for the absolute demolishing he's gonna get after we see the product he puts on the field.

 

[megalodon30]

the Bears have passed on Russell Wilson

Not for lack of trying.

Report: Bears offered three first-round picks, a third-rounder, and two starters for Russell Wilson

The Bears did indeed try to finagle a trade for Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

 

[Anointed One]

The best damn journeyman quarterback is now off the market...

 

[sonnyblack65]

Great news everyone, the Bears have passed on Russell Wilson and landed Andy "Red Rocket" Dalton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Provided he doesn't fall victim to crime, I expect some big things from Rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO what are the special secret rules for Bears fans?

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Great news everyone, the Bears have passed on Russell Wilson and landed Andy "Red Rocket" Dalton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Provided he doesn't fall victim to crime, I expect some big things from Rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO what are the special secret rules for Bears fans?

Took a bit longer than I expected. And not in the Bears forum? You slippin mrschaney.

 

[mrschaney]

Anyone able to find a pic of Andy in a Bears uni yet? Or can anyone photo shop one??
Thanks in advance.

 

[mrschaney]

Wait, here it is:

Get ready for it!!!!!!!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwoZxc2UYAEQuNH?format=jpg&name=small

 

[mrschaney]

 

[mrschaney]

For comparison

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwoZxc2UYAEQuNH?format=jpg&name=small

 

[mrschaney]

The comparison is uncanny!

 

[Tapey]

It took you a whole ass day to make a thread about this news? Talk about a fake fan

 

[sonnyblack65]

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What a stud!!!

 

[dbldwn711]

 

[megalodon30]

The best damn journeyman quarterback is now off the market...

Fitzpatrick signed with Washington.

 

[Niner Outlaw]

Not for lack of trying.

Report: Bears offered three first-round picks, a third-rounder, and two starters for Russell Wilson

The Bears did indeed try to finagle a trade for Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

One would think that a bottom-drafting team like the Jets could have a chance at getting him. They're picking 2nd overall and it's almost impossible to have an OL worse than Seattle's. So, a couple of firsts, a 2, and a couple of starters (including Darnold) could get it done. I still don't see why Seattle would ever trade Wilson unless he insists he wants out.