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That’s pretty much how that would go, one punch would drop him like a bad transmission.
 

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I have a feeling Harbs would kick all of our arses.
 

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And what if you actually got into a fight with Kiffen and he won the fight. I can’t think of a worse guy to get beat up by.

Brett Bielma seems like he’d be fun to fight. I bet he is a Gerry Cooney type (serious bleeder)
 

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An entire thread of people wanting to fight coaches and no one wants to midget wrestle nick

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You just scared he'd process you out.
Dude is old and past his prime. The game has passed him by. He has lost as many games this year as the last two years combined. Also heard that Harbaugh was a better coach than him because reasons.
 

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I'd like to punt Tommy Tuberville right in the nads.
 

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Dude is old and past his prime. The game has passed him by. He has lost as many games this year as the last two years combined. Also heard that Harbaugh was a better coach than him because reasons.
Its ok, you can be scared. That old man would treat you like a Little Debbie snack and dispatch you instantly :D

Bama was in a bad situation this year with so many key injuries. Saban said it in a press conference this week that with our big loss of 6 major defensive players from a year or so back, and major injuries to a laundry list of defensive players, the team didnt have any depth to fall back on. 6 true freshmen started on defense this year. Thats how bad it got. Frankly, I am shocked we didnt lose more games. And I hope I am wrong, but Michigan and its defense may win out over the Tide in its bowl game.
 

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Its ok, you can be scared. That old man would treat you like a Little Debbie snack and dispatch you instantly :D

Bama was in a bad situation this year with so many key injuries. Saban said it in a press conference this week that with our big loss of 6 major defensive players from a year or so back, and major injuries to a laundry list of defensive players, the team didnt have any depth to fall back on. 6 true freshmen started on defense this year. Thats how bad it got. Frankly, I am shocked we didnt lose more games. And I hope I am wrong, but Michigan and its defense may win out over the Tide in its bowl game.
I’m more scared of Saban’s wife than I am of Saban himself.

You should be more worried about the fact your team is bailing on the game because it’s not that playoffs than you are of Michigan’s defense. You have the WRs to dominate them.
 

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Imagine fighting Bud Foster, I am pretty sure he would just stare through me and I would keel over. I would also pay to see Bud Foster and Nick Saban (in his ~40s) fight.

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I’m more scared of Saban’s wife than I am of Saban himself.

You should be more worried about the fact your team is bailing on the game because it’s not that playoffs than you are of Michigan’s defense. You have the WRs to dominate them.
We dont have an offensive line to block well enough for Mac Jones to stand and deliver the ball. He is not a quick decision QB.
 

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Gus Malzahn.

Hell, I’ll throw in a throat punch for his wife and chihuahua.
 

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William Swinney because he is a grown ass man who just turned 50 going by Dabo a nickname given him because his brother couldnt say that boy.

dont people usually grow out of their childhood nicknames around 15?

Dabo would beat your hippie ass. Just go get you a pumpkin spiced latte and think about winning a fight.
 

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Dabo would beat your hippie ass. Just go get you a pumpkin spiced latte and think about winning a fight.
You are ignoring the fact that an Antifa fight is 15 on one. I’d still give a slight edge to Dabo but it’ll be close. It all depends if Dabo has gotten his daily does of Ostarine.
 

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You are ignoring the fact that an Antifa fight is 15 on one. I’d still give a slight edge to Dabo but it’ll be close. It all depends if Dabo has gotten his daily does of Ostarine.

You make a good point. I think Dabo or Venables would beat 15 Oregonians, since one good lick and they burst into tears. But it could be a tight match. And don't you worry. We pipe in the ostarine in our water supply just like fluoride.
 

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Holgerson

Fuck that big Ern McCracken wannabe
 

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You make a good point. I think Dabo or Venables would beat 15 Oregonians, since one good lick and they burst into tears. But it could be a tight match. And don't you worry. We pipe in the ostarine in our water supply just like fluoride.
Does Dabo even drink water? He seems like a skim milk drinker because he wants to make his Ma proud.
 

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I want to fight one smaller than me. Never pick on anyone your own size. You could get hurt.
 

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Nothing against the guy, but something about his face just makes me want to punch him in the face.

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