College football coach you want to fight

[olympicoscar]

That’s pretty much how that would go, one punch would drop him like a bad transmission.

Bo Pelini?

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Not going to scroll through, but Woody seems like a good pick (back in the day)

 

[ralphiewvu]

An entire thread of people wanting to fight coaches and no one wants to midget wrestle nick

You just scared he'd process you out.

Or no one wanted bandwagon bama fans giving their 2 cents.

Just a thought

 

[tnapucco]

I want to fight one smaller than me. Never pick on anyone your own size. You could get hurt.

What a pussy.

The bigger they are, the louder they cry.

 

[DayDrinkinginDurham]

Clay Helton deserves an uppercut for being an underachieving sack of shit.

 

[olympicoscar]

What a pussy.

The bigger they are, the louder they cry.

If they're bigger than you, then you even up the odds with something in your hand.

 

[cwalke3408]

This guy

 

[Angry red]

He kills kids so... Everybody wants to fight him.

 

[Angry red]

Also Mark Dantonio for not changing any of his fucking shitty ass coaches but that is going to be a tough fight. He might just turn invisible.

IDK, Dantonio has that middleweight mug. He might beat the shit out of you.

 

[Angry red]

This thread isn't fair because Mike Riley is too nice of a guy to punch in the face

I wouldn't punch Riley, but I'd punch the short bus ginger who hired him. Short bus has more meanings beyond retardation.
An author wrote about a bus and our former ginger subscribed
to these notions. What's the name of the book? @handicappers will blow you for the correct answer.

Texas hired the ginger bastard. Texas is dumb.

 

[7Samurai13]

IDK, Dantonio has that middleweight mug. He might beat the shit out of you.

He absolutely could take a punch but if I put up a good enough fight, he’d buy the first round and I might get a job for life no matter how bad at it I am.

 

[Angry red]

Bo Pelini?

I don't know. Bo was kind of a douche to the fans, but I think he would be a good friend. I don't really have a problem with Bo, I have a problem with his fans.

I imagine if you fought Bo, ears would be chewed, mouths would be fish-hooked and eyes would be gouged.

I still like Bo, exactly because of that.

 

[Angry red]

This guy

I have a backhoe.

 

[Angry red]

If they're bigger than you, then you even up the odds with something in your hand.

My dick?

 

[Angry red]

all of them

Good shoulder routine bro.

 

[Angry red]

This guy's been a prick the entire time I've known him.

He looks like he is a bad elf and is trying to gather the rings.

 

[Angry red]

If I had a time machine, I would go back, roundhouse Kiffin in the face and then seed his wife....

I would seed them both, because they are pretty. And I can never be gay.

I had to edit because someone else fucked up.

 

[Angry red]

And what if you actually got into a fight with Kiffen and he won the fight. I can’t think of a worse guy to get beat up by.

Brett Bielma seems like he’d be fun to fight. I bet he is a Gerry Cooney type (serious bleeder)

If you took a beating from Lane Kiffin, that would be great. I would wonder about your parents .

 

[Angry red]

He absolutely could take a punch but if I put up a good enough fight, he’d buy the first round and I might get a job for life no matter how bad at it I am.

I like your chances.

 

[Angry red]

Geez, sounds like AG's first night in the slammer.

Hey man, the weeks up. You got the green for the vig? I'm not carrying you forever.