She's pretty disappointed in not only the Chiefs but you as well. I didn't want to do this with everyone on the forum - ya kind of forced my hand, but I'm going to need to ask for the $25 she left you with and that's excluding tip... I mean you can Paypal me or whatever is easiest... don't make this difficult Adam...
AND if you could make sure she gets a pregnancy test that'd be great, otherwise I'll have to charge you for that as well............