Bears eat Penguins and the Yankees actually won a game

[Rock Strongo]

Who does this remind you of?

balki bartokomous

 

[black francis]

Your teams suck.

yeah

and..........?

 

[b_lake]

knew it

tig ole, tig ole bitties!!

 

[cerealboi]

These russian dash cam videos are something else. Chilling.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Weight related?

I have a buddy that falls asleep at the drop of a dime anywhere cause he is so overweight

I am sure weight was a factor. Bigger issue was he had Night Terrors when he would fall asleep. His body would litterally stop breathing and that would induce nightmares (terrors) pertaining to this. He would dream he is drowning or being choked. Every other time this happened, he would wake up screaming and run out of the house in a sort of daze.

Yale Medical in New Haven did a study and used him for it because they said he was the worst documented case they had ever seen.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Lord have mercy..

looks like good milk

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Reminding me of this movie...


Man, Alabama was a total smoke-show...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"Cliff Claven's accent got him all kinds of ass"

Outstanding.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I was wondering why my pants all of a sudden got tight in the groin area...

Dirt's here...

You sure it's not your sidearm?

 

[b_lake]

looks like good milk

I wouldn't even mind the discomfort that came afterward due to the dairy...

 

[b_lake]

You sure it's not your sidearm?

I only carry when I'm out mugging...

 

[black francis]

"Cahla Tortelli sucks a mean dick."

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I am sure weight was a factor. Bigger issue was he had Night Terrors when he would fall asleep. His body would litterally stop breathing and that would induce nightmares (terrors) pertaining to this. He would dream he is drowning or being choked. Every other time this happened, he would wake up screaming and run out of the house in a sort of daze.

Yale Medical in New Haven did a study and used him for it because they said he was the worst documented case they had ever seen.

Wow, sorry dude

My buddy is in such bad shape, we almost can't imagine something tragic not happening. Wife left him, he could have gone one direction, he went the wrong one, lost his dad tragically, guy fell down the stairs putting a leash on his dog. Again, we thought that would stoke his fire, he got even worse.

Only so many interventions you could have before he's gotta wanna get his shit together, and 2 amazing kids to boot

 

[cerealboi]

Bunch of Pete and VPs kicked off a plane for being unruly. Go figure

Senior class trip takes huge detour when students are kicked off plane - CNN.com

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I only carry when I'm out mugging...

Makes sense
Makes sense

 

[Rock Strongo]

Bunch of Pete and VPs kicked off a plane for being unruly. Go figure

Senior class trip takes huge detour when students are kicked off plane - CNN.com

joos on a plane

 

[black francis]

My guess, this is where a bunch of midwesterners conclude they know the local accent better than us...

"AHS is PRONOUNCED LIKE BOSS!!!!!!"

no, its actually pronounced like "oz"

aws is also pronounced like "oz"

therefore ahs and aws are the same, like i taught you guys last week

 

[Village Plumber]

Bunch of Pete and VPs kicked off a plane for being unruly. Go figure

Senior class trip takes huge detour when students are kicked off plane - CNN.com

It's vintage CNN anti-semitism, trying to paint them in a bad light


Of course, I'm referring to CNN accusing them of flying Southwest

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Bunch of Pete and VPs kicked off a plane for being unruly. Go figure

Senior class trip takes huge detour when students are kicked off plane - CNN.com

Serves them right... Nothing gets me more annoyed on an airplane than people who think they don't have to follow the rules.


Turn your fucking phone off for 10 minutes during take-off and landing. Wait until the seatbelt light is off before you get up.

It's amazing how often I fly and find at least one person who refuses to follow simple guidlines for safety..

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Makes sense
Makes sense

Dirt, just wondering, what uniform is Vernon Wells playing in these days?

I will hang up and listen for your answer. Thanks. <click>