ARod: "Whoever gets deGrom will win the World Series"

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If I'm trading assets, I'm trading not only for what has been and is now, but what could be.

Yeah, well, after four years in the majors, Syndergaard is yet to prove that he can be a starter for a whole season, let alone an elite starter for a whole season.

Even if he remains healthy for the rest of the season, he'll only have about 151 IP, which will make an average of 121 IP per season over the last three.

 

[RP-29]

Awesome. I like the logic I think I'll trade in my 42-year-old wife for Sabrina Carpenter.

I had google her... ...no idea who that is.

Me personally, I wouldn't trade my 41-year-old wife for a 19-year-old singer.

1. My current wife has a strong sexual appetite and I can get some whenever I want it. While sex with a 19-year-old might be good, it's confirmed excellent with my current wife.
2. Way too much drama revolves around young women and I certainly do not want to deal with that again.
3. I don't want paparazzi documenting my every move. I greatly enjoy peaceful isolation and anonymity.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I had google her... ...no idea who that is.

Me personally, I wouldn't trade my 41-year-old wife for a 19-year-old singer.

1. My current wife has a strong sexual appetite and I can get some whenever I want it. While sex with a 19-year-old might be good, it's confirmed excellent with my current wife.
2. Way too much drama revolves around young women and I certainly do not want to deal with that again.
3. I don't want paparazzi documenting my every move. I greatly enjoy peaceful isolation and anonymity.

I had to google her as well. I wouldn't trade my 42-year-old wife for that one specifically because I don't think she's that hot.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My current wife has a strong sexual appetite and I can get some whenever I want it

Anal?

 

[RP-29]

Yeah, well, after four years in the majors, Syndergaard is yet to prove that he can be a starter for a whole season, let alone an elite starter for a whole season.

Even if he remains healthy for the rest of the season, he'll only have about 151 IP, which will make an average of 121 IP per season over the last three.

I completely get where you're coming from. Where our views fork is... you see those past injuries as a trend that will continue and I see them as a run of bad fortune that will not destroy the future of his young career and the time to buy on him is now. Both are very valid viewpoints.

 

[RP-29]

Anal?

Haha... She likes it, but it's not my favorite.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

She likes it

You hit the fucking jackpot, buddy!

but it's not my favorite.

 

[Pure Steel]

She have any sisters?

 

[RP-29]

She have any sisters?

Yes. Her sister was married to a dude. They got bored in bed and started meeting people online to have group sex. It sounds like a dude's dream, but it ended up backfiring on him because she really got into another chick and ended up divorcing him to marry her. If you want her, go for it.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Anal?

Sorry, got to get this report done by 5pm.

 

[PolarVortex]

I had google her... ...no idea who that is.

Me personally, I wouldn't trade my 41-year-old wife for a 19-year-old singer.

1. My current wife has a strong sexual appetite and I can get some whenever I want it. While sex with a 19-year-old might be good, it's confirmed excellent with my current wife.
2. Way too much drama revolves around young women and I certainly do not want to deal with that again.
3. I don't want paparazzi documenting my every move. I greatly enjoy peaceful isolation and anonymity.

You're welcome.

 

[PolarVortex]

I had to google her as well. I wouldn't trade my 42-year-old wife for that one specifically because I don't think she's that hot.

You would disagree with me if I said the sun rises in the East. Obsessed.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You would disagree with me if I said the sun rises in the East. Obsessed.

Not everyone is attracted to the same people. Don't let it upset you so much.

 

[PolarVortex]

Not everyone is attracted to the same people. Don't let it upset you so much.

Settle down, snivelfoot. You might hurt yourself