Alex Ovechkin....Fatty

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This thread is PHAT...

 

[elocomotive]

This thread is PHAT...

That's only if Ovechkin doesn't get there first!

Hahaha.

You guys make a funny.

 

[SLY]

Hahaha.

You guys make a funny.

You speak like a Russian.

 

[elocomotive]

You speak like a Russian.

It appropriate. They make a premium joke.

 

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Of course, there's always the chance that OV is doing some Russian children tv shows during the off-season and really wants to get into his part. I hear Rollie Polie Ovie is a big hit in Moscow.

 

[Comeds]

Of course, there's always the chance that OV is doing some Russian children tv shows during the off-season and really wants to get into his part. I hear Rollie Polie Ovie is a big hit in Moscow.

Perhaps one where he is a Russian doll and they will open him up and an in shape OV will be inside?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Of course, there's always the chance that OV is doing some Russian children tv shows during the off-season and really wants to get into his part. I hear Rollie Polie Ovie is a big hit in Moscow.

borrowing from the kids ... EPIC FAIL ... Rollie Polie Ovie has a stick body and a big fat circus head


/now that i think of it ... he does have a gut, doesnt he?

 

[elocomotive]

Perhaps one where he is a Russian doll and they will open him up and an in shape OV will be inside?

What do you get on the next level? Theo Fleury?

 

[Comeds]

I think OV is a tremendous player who does make others around him better, I think that whole theory was originally stated by someone with an agenda and has been repeated by people with an agenda or by people just blindly accepting it because someone on TV said it. That is just my opinion.

I think he is amusing and fun to watch, so while I am not a Caps fan I am glad I can see him as often as I can.

 

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What do you get on the next level? Theo Fleury?

That white stuff inside the doll is just sugar, kids...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

What do you get on the next level? Theo Fleury?

Is his junior coach inside of him?????

(OK, that was disgusting and pretty off-color, but whatever)

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Pretty soon OV won't be able to do this:

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[sabresfaninthesouth]

Perhaps one where he is a Russian doll and they will open him up and an in shape OV will be inside?

Haha, I actually have a Sabres one of those sets from when I visited Moscow.

The funny part was that they did Tyler Myers as the smallest one.

 

[Darkstone42]

I think Ovechkin is opposite me. He's actually in shape and looks chubby, whereas I'm out of shape and don't.

 

[elocomotive]

I think Ovechkin is opposite me. He's actually in shape and looks chubby, whereas I'm out of shape and don't.

You're into asceticism, he lives large.

He loves the Caps. You love the Pens.

You abstain, he's probably a man whore.

The list goes on and on...

 

[sportfan09]

Good getting ready to go away for a while.

where you heading

 

[Darkstone42]

You're into asceticism, he lives large.

He loves the Caps. You love the Pens.

You abstain, he's probably a man whore.

The list goes on and on...

He's good at hockey, I can't skate.

I'm beautiful, he's not... :p

 

[dare2be]

where you heading

He's heading to the depths of hell. At least it'll feel that way.

SC

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

He's good at hockey, I can't skate.

I'm beautiful, he's not... :p

You don't have a tramp stamp. er...I hope not.

 

[SLY]

You don't have a tramp stamp. er...I hope not.

lmao.