Alex Ovechkin....Fatty

[ritari330]

Johnny Carlson needs to bulk up. He is about 10-20 lbs short of what he should be at. I still love me somg Johnny Carlson though

 

[elocomotive]

With his build, he should come into camp at 230-235. If he is any smaller, I bet we see our first significant injury for him down the line.

I don't think so. I don't want to see him under 200, but if he's 205-220 or something, he'd be fine. The guys a beast. I'd like to see him a little leaner/faster personally. I think he'll be fine either way.

 

[elocomotive]

has Tkachuk been mentioned yet in the thread?

a few years ago he rolled into the Blues' camp at near 300, and was sent home.

Yeah, he looked ridiculous...

 

[ritari330]

I'll be worried if he's under 210

 

[elocomotive]

He needs to spend two years in college. Them he will gain some weight!!!!

Lol. Beer weight?

 

[ritari330]

Freshman 15...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Lol. Beer weight?

Beer.....eating on your own....late night pizza....maybe some HGH (for me at least)...i lost it junior and senior year though....

 

[elocomotive]

...maybe some HGH (for me at least)

You really did HGH? What was it like?

 

[SLY]

You really did HGH? What was it like?

He's clearly juicin', did ya see the way he snapped at me earlier. Fuckin' loon.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

You really did HGH? What was it like?

No. I used some other things, but never HGH. I had to bulk up some though.

 

[elocomotive]

No. I used some other things, but never HGH. I had to bulk up some though.

Like GNC stuff? They had a reporter on a sports show here the other day who did HGH and some other illegal stuff for like a year to see what the experience was like and write on it. He said it made him feel incredibly powerful/strong.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Like GNC stuff? They had a reporter on a sports show here the other day who did HGH and some other illegal stuff for like a year to see what the experience was like and write on it. He said it made him feel incredibly powerful/strong.

A little bit higher up than the GNC stuff (although I am now a GNC fan) but nothing that would have fallen under the categories of HGH or anabolic steroids. I had to bulk up. I still had visions of division 1 sports at that point. I had a few walk on offers (two bigger names) and the football team at SC was godawful at the time....plus i was playing hockey so, well, i learned a lot at the gym...gained about 25 pounds as a freshman (good pounds). The stuff I was using made me recover quickly.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Beer is legal but it doesn't work to build the body.

 

[elocomotive]

Interesting stuff, 46. Thanks.

 

[SLY]

I used to have a bouncer that used to take equipoise and sustanon. He was able to bench 600 pounds, dude was a beast at like 6'5'' 320 Lbs. Thats all he did though was train in the gym. He's also prolly gonna be dead at 40.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I used to have a bouncer that used to take equipoise and sustanon. He was able to bench 600 pounds, dude was a beast at like 6'5'' 320 Lbs. Thats all he did though was train in the gym. He's also prolly gonna be dead at 40.

Why did the equipoise cross the road?

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Interesting stuff, 46. Thanks.

I ended up never trying to walk on. An undersized Caucasian tweener didn't have much of a chance onthe SEC. I did get to camp in Alabama though which was fun and got some cool gear from some of the schools.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I used to have a bouncer that used to take equipoise and sustanon. He was able to bench 600 pounds, dude was a beast at like 6'5'' 320 Lbs. Thats all he did though was train in the gym. He's also prolly gonna be dead at 40.

I was a supervisor at a company we had a guy that was 6'10" and looked like a monster. He worked for another division of our company and I saw him one day and said "Holy Fuck!" who who is that guy? One of my employes said" Thats John he works in the heat exchanger division"

I went down there to see my former boss that was president of that division and we were talking in his office. I asked "Paul, who is that fucking monster that works down here?" He laughed and said, "you must mean John" I said I have no idea what his name is but he is huge !!! Paul said, "Steve, if I ever have to fire him I am going to call you to do it OK?" I said "Fuck you Paul you're on your own"

He was not only tall but he was built like a brick shithouse! I don't think you could break this fuckers jaw with a sledge hammer !!

 

[loki604]

I'll believe this sensationalism if his production and effort are shit. Not until then.

But he's going to lose the Art Ross to Evgeni this season. Book it.

 

[puckhead]

I'll believe this sensationalism if his production and effort are shit. Not until then.

But he's going to lose the Art Ross to Evgeni this season. Book it.

wow. bold prediction.
After last year's effort (when healthy), i wouldn't even put him in the top 10.
he was on pace for about 70 pts, along with people like Andy McDonald,
Alex Tanguay, Chris Stewart and Mike *spits* Ribiero