Alex Ovechkin....Fatty

[dare2be]

That's why I added the little winky face thing guy.

All in good fun!

Sounds like a personal problem

(Again, all in good fun)

 

[elocomotive]

Sounds like a personal problem

(Again, all in good fun)

I was gonna respond with something similar, but Dare's is so much more tasteful than mine would have been. So, I'll leave it at that.

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

I'm seeing a different doctor. It hasn't cleared up yet. I'm also trying a new cream for it.

 

[elocomotive]

I just saw the official roster yesterday and Ovechkin is weighing in at 239.

Brooks Laich and Tom Wilson both said they think he has "man boobs."

 

[dash]

AO needs a bro (aka a manziere)

 

[elocomotive]

AO needs a bro (aka a manziere)

Lol. How funny I posted a Costanza clapping gif in the other thread independent of this comment.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And they called Kessel fat.

 

[dash]

And they called Kessel fat.

Likewise Phil Esposito - Certainly didn't seem to hinder his goal scoring ability.

 

[elocomotive]

And they called Kessel fat.

To be fair, Phil Kessel IS fat.

Relatedly, Penguins' roster has Crosby at 5'11" and 200 lbs and Kessel at 6'0" and 202 lbs. You guys buying that?

 

[elocomotive]

^And he's balding too! Those people are the worst.

I agree with you guys you don't have to be in perfect shape to be great though. But 2 hundo? C'mon....

 

[dash]

What's wrong with pushing 2 bills? I'm big boned.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What's wrong with pushing 2 bills? I'm big boned.

I'm 6'0 200 lbs and look like a toothpick.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Likewise Phil Esposito - Certainly didn't seem to hinder his goal scoring ability.

And apparently he lost 10 lbs or something like that working with Roberts this summer.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

To be fair, Phil Kessel IS fat.

Relatedly, Penguins' roster has Crosby at 5'11" and 200 lbs and Kessel at 6'0" and 202 lbs. You guys buying that?

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[elocomotive]

What's wrong with pushing 2 bills? I'm big boned.

Nothing.

Just saying he looks more like he's in the 215-230 range to me.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

And apparently he lost 10 lbs or something like that working with Roberts this summer.

Why was Phil Esposito working with Gary Roberts this year?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

What's wrong with pushing 2 bills? I'm big boned.

i said pardon?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Hey!! I've gained a little weight and I still play in a beer league.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Why was Phil Esposito working with Gary Roberts this year?

Got a PTO with Edmonton.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hey!! I've gained a little weight and I still play in a beer league.

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Youre Jeff O Neill?