Alex Ovechkin....Fatty

[Darkstone42]

You don't have a tramp stamp. er...I hope not.

No, I'm out of stamps altogether. I need to get to the post office.

lmao.

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

No, I'm out of stamps altogether. I need to get to the post office.

 

[elocomotive]

At least it'll feel that way.

For real. I'm home today and just went outside barefoot on the sidewalk. Mistake! Burned my toes!

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[dash]

Seems to be some contradictory evidence here...

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[elocomotive]

Seems to be some contradictory evidence here...

Alexander Ovechkin's latest news, articles, interviews, photos, videos

Hey, good news. Nice write up by that blog. He must have something under his shirt or something there. Because even with slouching, it's very pronounced.

I did laugh a little today (since OV is under contract) at the idea of OV being like 275 lbs. four years from now and eating inbetween shifts on the ice. Jamming some food in right before he jumps the boards gave me a particularly good laugh.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Hey, good news. Nice write up by that blog. He must have something under his shirt or something there. Because even with slouching, it's very pronounced.

I did laugh a little today (since OV is under contract) at the idea of OV being like 275 lbs. four years from now and eating inbetween shifts on the ice. Jamming some food in right before he jumps the boards gave me a particularly good laugh.

At 275 you roll over the boards , not jump them.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hey, good news. Nice write up by that blog. He must have something under his shirt or something there. Because even with slouching, it's very pronounced.

I did laugh a little today (since OV is under contract) at the idea of OV being like 275 lbs. four years from now and eating inbetween shifts on the ice. Jamming some food in right before he jumps the boards gave me a particularly good laugh.

well im happy to hear he's actually in good shape and has improved his work habits

/unfortunately, he might be a drug mule

 

[elocomotive]

At 275 you roll over the boards , not jump them.

LMAO!

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

At 275 you roll over the boards , not jump them.

Also need wider doors to the benches.

 

[puckhead]

has Tkachuk been mentioned yet in the thread?

a few years ago he rolled into the Blues' camp at near 300, and was sent home.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Seems to be some contradictory evidence here...

Alexander Ovechkin's latest news, articles, interviews, photos, videos

Hey, good news. Nice write up by that blog. He must have something under his shirt or something there. Because even with slouching, it's very pronounced.

I did laugh a little today (since OV is under contract) at the idea of OV being like 275 lbs. four years from now and eating inbetween shifts on the ice. Jamming some food in right before he jumps the boards gave me a particularly good laugh.

Fuck.....

Now I am concerned. he should not have LOST weight. he needs to bulk up for a long season.

 

[elocomotive]

Fuck.....

Now I am concerned. he should not have LOST weight. he needs to bulk up for a long season.

Lol. That made me laugh. He looks fine. I don't know why they commented "looks skinnier than Carlson." I didn't think so at all. He looks good.

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

Fuck.....

Now I am concerned. he should not have LOST weight. he needs to bulk up for a long season.

Maybe he's bulimic? That could explain everything from the articles.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Lol. That made me laugh. He looks fine. I don't know why they commented "looks skinnier than Carlson." I didn't think so at all. He looks good.

With his build, he should come into camp at 230-235. If he is any smaller, I bet we see our first significant injury for him down the line.

 

[ritari330]

Wait so OV is anorexic fat ass?

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

Lol. That made me laugh. He looks fine. I don't know why they commented "looks skinnier than Carlson." I didn't think so at all. He looks good.

Maybe it's all relative. Maybe Carlson is overweight too. Bruce Boudreau is really molding the team in his image.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

has Tkachuk been mentioned yet in the thread?

a few years ago he rolled into the Blues' camp at near 300, and was sent home.

The Blues wouldn't pay the cargo freight price eh? Shit even shipping him at UPS over night would have cost a fortune.

 

[elocomotive]

Maybe it's all relative. Maybe Carlson is overweight too.

Have you SEEN John Carlson? Dude needs to gain some weight, but he's only 21. Give him time and the steroids the Caps' trainers have access to and it will happen.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Have you SEEN John Carlson? Dude needs to gain some weight, but he's only 21. Give him time and the steroids the Caps' trainers have access to and it will happen.

He needs to spend two years in college. Them he will gain some weight!!!!