AFCN Hate Guide

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Big Ben now at 5 picks

He put money on the Jags... Gotta get that paper

 

[Oldschool739]

That might be the funniest observation ever to ever justify against a team winning.

But seriously don't let your but hurt get in the way of some jokes.

Say it with me now, 5 INT's or as I like to say Benterceptions today....

 

[Oldschool739]

Trust me if you were trying to hurt feelings it was a pathetic attempt.
Anyway back on point no team ever was a dynasty for the life of the league, that is just an odd argument.

Then when you think that 4 of them were won by a HOF qb in the span of 6 yrs from 1974-79 and then nothing until 2005 and lastly 08.....That's 26 yrs in between 79 and 05 that they did squat....We've won 2 SB's in way less time than their dormant quarter of a century, and NE has won 5 in a 16 yr span....
So you might want to stop tooting your horn so loud, little man !!!!

 

[Tharvot]

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@Wamu
@Shanemansj13
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@Tharvot
@cwerph
@Across The Field
@SlinkyRedfoot

Pull up a barstool and grab yourself a drink, Browns are fucking awful once again

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They found new and interesting ways to drop the game yesterday. 2 missed FGs, a pick and a turnover on downs both inside the 5...lost by 3.

Incredible.

 

[Money]

WTF happened to this once proud division??!! I can't even talk trash...

 

[Oldschool739]

W happened to this once proud division??!! I can't even talk trash...

Sure you can brother man, it's only 5 games in and we have the same record as the defending SB champs....Looked pretty good yesterday on the long road trip, got Wallace and the running game working...
So let's see what the next several weeks looks like and then we'll know whether to keep talking trash or just start trolling !!!
Go Ravens...........

 

[Sgt Brutus]

They found new and interesting ways to drop the game yesterday. 2 missed FGs, a pick and a turnover on downs both inside the 5...lost by 3.

Incredible.

Hugh Jackson is 1-20 or something. Incredible

 

[Tharvot]

Hugh Jackson is 1-20 or something. Incredible

1-15 in year 1 will do that.

I don't care. Need to stick with him for 3 years after saddling him with that shit show last year.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

1-15 in year 1 will do that.

I don't care. Need to stick with him for 3 years after saddling him with that shit show last year.

Yeah dont think we should can him but this whole organization is just a giant shit sandwhich. And the worst part is that I continue to eat it every week.

They NEED to take a QB with the first overall pick. Can't trust Kizer panning out.

 

[Tharvot]

Yeah dont think we should can him but this whole organization is just a giant shit sandwhich. And the worst part is that I continue to eat it every week.

They NEED to take a QB with the first overall pick. Can't trust Kizer panning out.

I'm not overly impressed with any of the "#1 overall QB" prospects...

Kizer shows promise. He just makes a bunch of rookie mistakes...plus his WR core is pretty crappy so that makes it more difficult for him.

I'm happy to give him time to grow, let the system develop, get the youth experience. It's not a 1 or 2 year turnaround. It'll take 4-5 to become competitive for much of anything.

Garrett looks as good as advertised tho.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Develop Kizer AND a top QB prospect. Enough fucking around at the position. If both turn out then we have trade bait.

Kizer has 9 picks, that aint on the wrs. He shouldnt even be playing though, he left college too early and like you said needs a lot more time to develop

 

[TP76]

Sounds like Tomlin is losing the locker-room

Le’Veon Bell doesn’t think Steelers ran enough on Sunday

Some soon-to-be FA needs to wake up a Brow.. er Charger tomorrow.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Sounds like Tomlin is losing the locker-room

Le’Veon Bell doesn’t think Steelers ran enough on Sunday

Some soon-to-be FA needs to wake up a Brow.. er Charger tomorrow.

Mr. Rooney rolling over in his grave now that the inmates are running the asylum.

 

[Oldschool739]

Hugh Jackson is 1-20 or something. Incredible

Well it must be because black HC's are treated different by white people, right ?.....

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

HERE...WE...GO

note: Unfriendly reminder... find your sense of humor before reading any further. Otherwise your panties are liable to ignite.

***Obi-Wan voice*** I sense a disturbance in the hate force my friends...

Must be rivalry week!!! Or it could be that $3 taco truck burrito slithering into my lower colon like an avalanche of lava. Get your shamwows ready!

Ahhh the Bungholes. Our favorite band of degenerates that all have a special place reserved in a Guantanamo level of hell. There’s a cornucopia of reasons to hate these pieces of shit. And that's not including being residents of that godforsaken wasteland we know as Ohio. That entire state is like half Mad Max, half I Am Legend, half Somalia. I know that’s too many halves but that’s what it is. The Steelers have the grave misfortune of having to venture to this desert twice every season. There aren't many reasons to actually GO to Ohio. Typically you go THROUGH Ohio, or AROUND Ohio, but you sure as hell never go TO Ohio. Unless of course you want to see herds of bovine and their lovers/farmers who are busy fisting them with corn husks. Or if you want to see what America was like BEFORE the industrial revolution then look no further than Cincinnati. Even the people born in Ohio are quick to leave. But at least the Cincy government found a way to pay their convicts to make them money. They simply relocated them to Paul Brown Penitentiary where they can still take it up the a$s for 60 minutes every Sunday. That has to be the most shitastic stadium ever. I’m pretty sure you just pee on the floor. It's only fitting for a place that resembles a shit bowl. And they have the nerve to call it 'The Jungle' as if its supposed to strike fear into their opponents. About the only thing fearful about this place is the risk of getting HIV or herpes just by sitting amongst their fans. Ain't no fear for the Steelers though, they know this 'jungle' is filled with kittens.

The Bungals somehow have 2 wins this season. One was a win over Cleveland which is something a group of trained chimps could accomplish. So far their best win is over Buffalo, which surprised the hell outta the league. But hey, the blind squirrel found a nut. If you're expecting a second serving after a bye week, you'll be disappointed! It's time for you to step away from your regularly scheduled paint huffing for a dose of reality. Your team is garbage and we all know Marvin Lewis is on borrowed time before they self-destruct like always. The Bengals have little chance to win this Sunday. The Steelers defense will shut down their offense forcing Dalton to drop back 40+ times. That will be a thing of beauty to watch when the pass rush tears through that JV squad of an O-line. Their only saving grace is the Pittsburgh offense is being coached by the most inept OC in the league, of whom I seriously believe is an overgrown color-blind kid with assburgers syndrome. But don't worry there's a cure for it, and it's called the no-huddle. Don't lose any sleep over it.

Fuck the Bungals. That entire franchise can go reach for soap in prison in front of a 350 pound inmate named Tyrese.

LET THE HATE BEGIN!!!!

AFCN rivalry roll call...

@SteelersPride @Psych-Ward @Superbelt @Bridgeburner @Gooch1034 @Ojb81 @Cali Steel @NorthCoastSteelersFan @MISKO @Ewa PGH Fan @thedddd @Terry Rode @wings-pens2166 @moxie @steelerssb @Maximus Rex @evolver115

@Cincyfan78 @cincygrad @Tubbs1518 @DanBengalfan @CrashDavisSports @kramer1 @alf8478 @JBUCK66 @AjGreensStickyGloves @mrschaney

 

[Superbelt]

I can't. It's not even fun. At least the Browns mattered once upon a time. The Bengals got nothing, and they are nothing, and they never were. If they at least showed some signs of life....

The Bengals take the fun out of everything, even rivalry hatefests.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I think I found a picture of @NorthCoastSteelersFan's license plate... Please confirm North!

 

[SteelersPride]

Lmao