AFCN Hate Guide

[Superbelt]

 

[wings-pens2166]

HERE...WE...GO

note: AFCN fans, here's to another glorious year for more HATE fun! Key word being fun. If you aren't familiar with me, or this thread then please don't get your panties all bunched up. No meltdowns please. Let's fill up on the warm liquor that is HATE & proceed with the obligatory harrassment. If HATE were a sandwich, it'd be a 12 foot long party sub. It doesn't need to make sense but let's dig in.

Alright shitstains... I've been festering up some serious hate this offseason ready to unload it all over your permanently disappointed faces. Why waste it on the Browns, you ask? Because F*CK 'EM, that's why. And there will be plenty of hate to go around this season. The Rattards & the Bungholes can wait their turn like the good little b*tches that they are.

For Stiller fans, September 10th marks the beginning of the glorious journey to the 7th Lombardi. Luckily for us, we have been blessed by the Football Gods by getting to start that journey with a tune-up game against the Cleveland Brownies. Oh my what a pasting it shall be. It might as well be considered a bye-week. Better yet, why don't the Browns just sign up to be Pittsburgh's practice facility. They are pretty much the same thing. Maybe they could learn something from that experience and incorporate that into some sort of winning football a few millennium down the road. Wow, never thought I'd ever utter the words "winning" and "football" when talking about the Browns. Makes me feel dirty... The sort of dirtiness that requires a metric ton of bleach & sitting in a confession booth for 24 hours. Note to Browns fans: when Landry Jones is your main competition in the 4th quarter, you know your team sucks. You know Ben is going to drop at least 300yds before the half. Pittsburgh is going to dominate this game. It's as if we're going to be watching a fist fight between a grizzly bear & an aging cripple. Might as well tell all those anthem protesting douchebags on your sideline to remain in that kneeling fetal position.

We all know the Frowns are a transplant, but they've had over a decade to get it right now. This pathetic excuse for a franchise has gone through more QBs & coaches than I did Lotion & Kleenex in High School. Lets not forget that the guy that owns this skidmark franchise is the same guy that is the CEO of a truck stop chain. Weary truckers everywhere praise him for providing them with shelter to glory-hole one another. Jimmy should consider changing the team name for once. I mean c'mon, the team's name is literally synonymous with feces. But I digress, trying to help the Browns is like having a rooting interest in the Special Olympics. I almost feel bad for those 53 poor souls that call this franchise their home... But then I remember how much they get paid, and that feeling of remorse quickly turns into rage. I should probably feel worse for the 37 asshats that couldn't make that team this offseason. Nothing says you suck at football more than getting cut by the Cleveland Browns. Lookin at you Brock Osweiler.

I hate the Browns. I know I know, hating the Browns isn't worth the energy. But the AFCN rivalries run deep! To all you Golden Corral loving Browns fans... Go to ... Wait... Scratch that... I was going to tell you fat bastards to go to Hell, but you've already been there for quite some time.

LET THE HATE BEGIN!!!!

AFCN rivalry roll call...

@Psych-Ward @Bridgeburner @SteelersPride @Ojb81 @MISKO @Superbelt @moxie @Ewa PGH Fan @Terry Rode @steelerssb @Cali Steel @3riverbabe @ATL96Steeler @thedddd @wings-pens2166 @NorthCoastSteelersFan @Maximus Rex

@Tharvot @Sgt Brutus @Wamu @Shanemansj13 @cwerph

great post FaCe, and I get it. I guess I'm just having a hard time getting exciting about a 5th pre-season game. I'll be more into it when the regular season starts next week against Minny!

 

[Tharvot]

great post FaCe, and I get it. I guess I'm just having a hard time getting exciting about a 5th pre-season game. I'll be more into it when the regular season starts next week against Minny!

Week 2 is early for a must-win game, but when you start 0-1 i guess it makes sense.

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

I think this is the game for the Steelers to prove they won't play down to their competition this year!!!!!!!!!

 

[Manster7588]

Can't wevjust say all 4 AFCN suck and call it a day?

 

[moxie]

Can't wevjust say all 4 AFCN suck and call it a day?

No.

Spoiler

But we can all agree:
COWBOYS SUCK!

 

[wings-pens2166]

Week 2 is early for a must-win game, but when you start 0-1 i guess it makes sense.

oh, I don't man...when you're looking at 2-14 (again), I don't think any game can be looked at as a "must-win" game, let alone at 0-1. hell, I figured you all would be used to it by now.

 

[Tharvot]

oh, I don't man...when you're looking at 2-14 (again), I don't think any game can be looked at as a "must-win" game, let alone at 0-1. hell, I figured you all would be used to it by now.

2-14!!!?!?!

That's a 100% improvement!

 

[Superbelt]

Can't wevjust say all 4 AFCN suck and call it a day?

Cowboys are the smegma of the league.

 

[thedddd]

 

[Cincyfan78]

And probably sleeps with his family members, too....allegedly.

 

[moxie]

And probably sleeps with his family members, too....allegedly.

He's prolly your Uncle Daddy.

 

[Ickey Shuffle]

 

[Yo Tee]

No lie, I see the Browns possibly winning 6 or 7 games this year. But, none against Pittsburgh. Especially not week 1 on the STAIRWAY TO SEVEN, BITCHES!

 

[NWPATSFAN]

The one good thing about being a Bengal fan is how much $ you can save on clothing.
Saturday orange hat to cheer on Clemson.
Sunday orange shirt and pants to cheer on the Bungles.
Monday thru Friday-orange jump suit for work release.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Fuck the Stealers. I hope we give you a rude awakening tomorrow.

To any Ohioan who now roots for the Steelers, you are the scum of the earth. Absolute bottom of the barrel shit. Real Pittsburgers don't like you and we fucking hate you.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Looking good hun

@moxie

 

[Sgt Brutus]

This man approached me after a Cleveland-Pittsburgh game. He offered to suck my dick for $15 and a finger in the butt for an extra five. I politely declined. He got closer and exclaimed he'd do it for free. I spat on him and had to chase him off. I later found out it was our very own @FaCe-LeE-uS

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

Fuck the Stealers. I hope we give you a rude awakening tomorrow.

To any Ohioan who now roots for the Steelers, you are the scum of the earth. Absolute bottom of the barrel shit. Real Pittsburgers don't like you and we fucking hate you.

Our starting QB since 2004 is from Ohio, so a lot of Ohioans root for him and Pittsburgh. Maybe those Ohioans who don't root for one of their own making it big in the NFL and winning 2 SBs so far are the scum of the earth!!!

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Our starting QB since 2004 is from Ohio, so a lot of Ohioans root for him and Pittsburgh

Lol that's complete bullshit and you know it