A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Been working on ZZ Top's my head's in missippippi on an acoustic tonight. Pretty fun song.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Say what you will, but I'd rather have my avi than yours.

WTF is that?

Oh, that's Chris Conley, a WR. That's him when he made a star wars film while he was at georgia. He's a bit of a film nerd in general, and of course casts himself as a sith lord. It's a funny little schtick I am messing with for at least a couple more weeks.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

About damn time they broke through. Was a candidate for most irritating loss of the year on the heels of two bad losses.

 

[broncosmitty]

Leadoff man is on...

Davis looks ascared

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh, that's Chris Conley, a WR. That's him when he made a star wars film while he was at georgia. He's a bit of a film nerd in general, and of course casts himself as a sith lord. It's a funny little schtick I am messing with for at least a couple more weeks.

I'd cast him as a half turd/half futuristic cockroach.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Was that trainer wearing skinny khakis?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Holy shit. How do suck that much balls?

Look out, Moose, here comes another heartbreaker.

 

[broncosmitty]

I gotta new avi now, for 24 hours, anyway.

The bourbon's not the so great, but the idea is.

Kinda miss those muscleboys...

Like KC misses Herrara in the closers role.

Go get em before this gets ugly Ned. He's more than ascared.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Royals will still win the Central

Jinxin' douche.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Holy shit. How do suck that much balls?

Look out, Moose, here comes another heartbreaker.

Kind of figured it was coming with Davis coming off the DL and the top of the order coming up. Will never ceased to be amazed managers will just assume players are okie dokie right off the DL.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

3 straight awful and inexcusable losses...


Bad baseball.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Kinda miss those muscleboys..

Those hotties WILL be back.

I might make them part of the regular rotation just to show those Texas queens that I don't give a fuck.

 

[broncosmitty]

3 straight awful and inexcusable losses...


Bad baseball.

Frankie could get his second blown save of the night...

(I don't think that's actually possible. But you know what I mean.)

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Kind of figured it was coming with Davis coming off the DL and the top of the order coming up. Will never ceased to be amazed managers will just assume players are okie dokie right off the DL.

Not "managers." "Yost."

 

[broncosmitty]

Those hotties WILL be back.

I might make them part of the regular rotation just to show those Texas queens that I don't give a fuck.

Romeo does love him some soccer...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Frankie could get his second blown save of the night...

(I don't think that's actually possible. But you know what I mean.)

If both closers blew saves, I would go outside on my deck, listen to the crickets, and jack off under the moonlight.

Let that imagery wash over you.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Not "managers." "Yost."

I don't hold a high opinion of manager tactics to begin with- but Yost is one of the biggest offenders.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Wait. It really happened?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

On behalf of the AL Central thread, and speaking to the other divisions' threads, I'd like to say:

Party over here, fuck you over there.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Frankie could get his second blown save of the night...

(I don't think that's actually possible. But you know what I mean.)

You underestimate just how bad this offense actually is.