A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[Omar 382]

This thread is making me thirsty- and not for apple juice....

 

[Iffster]

I see that Justin Upton's BA is back down in the .220's. He still ranks among the AL leaders in K's yet has only managed 13 homers with 46 RBI. (I didn't check his FIP-, but it is probably shitty, too! )

I have this "Money Back Guarantee" from one Miamivice, that states in unequivocal terms that Justin Upton would only play two years in Detroit and then for sure (100% positive, you faggot) would opt out of his contract that paid him $22.1mil for four years after 2017. Should I file this "guarantee" with the Certificates Of Authenticity that state that Kansas City has never been in the post season in the last three years?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This thread is making me thirsty- and not for apple juice....

Pee?

 

[dougplayer]

Keep drinking that devil water slinky....see if you can kI'll thE last 5 brain cells you have left. Makers mark stock might go down

 

[dougplayer]

Duffy couldn't carry verlanger jock.
Tigers brake one off in the royals tonight.
Look for Verlander to be ultra sharp

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Keep drinking that devil water slinky....see if you can kI'll thE last 5 brain cells you have left. Makers mark stock might go down

It was OYO Michelone Reserve Bourbon last night.

Don't drink much Makers anymore.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Some good pitchers going tonight in the AL Central.

Quintana vs Kluber
Duffy vs Verlander

Hell, even E Santana's pitched fairly well this season.

 

[Wamu]

So is this the right thread to declare the Tigers ALc & WS champs?

 

[Iffster]

So is this the right thread to declare the Tigers ALc & WS champs?

'Tool and Die Quarterly' have the Tigers at 10-1 to win the WS. But they say smart money is still on a six pack of Keystone Light and the fat girl at the end of the bar at 1:00AM.

 

[dougplayer]

'Tool and Die Quarterly' have the Tigers at 10-1 to win the WS. But they say smart money is still on a six pack of Keystone Light and the fat girl at the end of the bar at 1:00AM.

Word is...miggy not as hurt as thought. So we take care of business by whipping the royals. And miggy will be back

 

[dougplayer]

It was OYO Michelone Reserve Bourbon last night.

Don't drink much Makers anymore.

I have to buy some one a bottle of Jefferson reserve.
For helping me with my dad's estate.
Any body heard of simpson oil???

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have to buy some one a bottle of Jefferson reserve.
For helping me with my dad's estate.
Any body heard of simpson oil???

Jefferson Reserve is a nice bottle.

Simpson oil? Hemp oil?

 

[Iffster]

I have to buy some one a bottle of Jefferson reserve.
For helping me with my dad's estate.
Any body heard of simpson oil???

I didn't know you were a "head" doug? Your dad was into cannabis oil? Some people claim "Simpson Oil" (RSO) cures some forms of cancer, especially in dogs!

 

[broncosmitty]

Rick Simpson was dope.

 

[Iffster]

Hey @broncosmitty ...see where Detroit picked up a new SS from the Braves? Erick Aybar. Maybe your old pal "Feeble" Jose Iglesias is going to be out longer than expected. Aybar is not a utility player like Aviles - really only plays SS. So I am guessing Iglesias' hammy is severe - or McCann busted him in the chops for real this time.

 

[dougplayer]

I didn't know you were a "head" doug? Your dad was into cannabis oil? Some people claim "Simpson Oil" (RSO) cures some forms of cancer, especially in dogs!

Heard it was a miracle cure

 

[dougplayer]

Rick Simpson was dope.

Lol. Good 1

 

[dougplayer]

Gordon must have had his eyes closed when he hit that HR.. every one gets lucky some times. I guess

 

[Iffster]

Heard it was a miracle cure

So, your dad invest in Simpson Oil? Sell it? Use it? Regional Distributor? I read that there were complaints (even by Rick Simpson) that people were not using his product for medicinal purposes.

 

[dougplayer]

So, your dad invest in Simpson Oil? Sell it? Use it? Regional Distributor? I read that there were complaints (even by Rick Simpson) that people were not using his product for medicinal purposes.

Yuk yuk. It would be purely medicinal purpose if. IF I look into it.