A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[MiamiVice]

Seriously... Calling a Colombian a Mexican is about as ignorant of a fucking statement as you can post here without wearing a white hood.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Cabrera is a Mexican? LOL

Anything south of Texas is Mexico.

 

[MiamiVice]

You are a complete fucking idiot.... You know that right?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You are a complete fucking idiot.... You know that right?

I just played you like a shitty Mexican fiddle, and I'm the idiot?

 

[MiamiVice]

I just played you like a shitty Mexican fiddle, and I'm the idiot?

I am sure you play the fiddle... its the instrument of choice for redneck love songs isn't it?

 

[MiamiVice]

slinky playing me like a fiddle?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Don't you claim to have a Mexican wife?

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Don't you claim to have a Mexican wife?

 

[MiamiVice]

Don't you claim to have a Mexican wife?

Yes Slinky... My wife is Mexican... from the Mexican territory of Sao Paulo Brazil.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yes Slinky... My wife is Mexican... from the Mexican territory of Sao Paulo Brazil.

Ahhh. A Brazilian. I'm familiar with those. I'm assuming you bought her from her family.

 

[broncosmitty]

LOL. I think we can prod Vice into one more 10 page rant about Bums. Someone just mentioned Bum's name - and we got three posts from him. With a little work....the number of posts could double before opening day. Especially if Bums shows up and points out the strengths of this years KC team.

Sometimes I wish he had diary instead forcing us all to read thru his painfully difficult, erotic obsession.

Other times, it's nice its out in the open.

 

[MiamiVice]

Ahhh. A Brazilian. I'm familiar with those. I'm assuming you bought her from her family, right?

No... But I would understand how you would think that... seeing as that is how the rednecks in Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia find their brides... Paying their uncles for them.

 

[MiamiVice]

Such a nice wedding picture of you and yours!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No... But I would understand how you would think that... seeing has that is how the rednecks in Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia find their brides... Paying their uncles for them.

You have failed at the "I know you are, but what am I" retort in remarkable fashion.

You are too dumb for me to enjoy insulting. Seriously.

 

[MiamiVice]

But slinky... how the hell do you get your fat ass wife inside your trailer house when you aren't there to use the shoe horn?

 

[Iffster]

Sometimes I wish he had diary instead forcing us all to read thru his painfully difficult, erotic obsession.

Other times, it's nice its out in the open.

I understand the story line in the Vice/Bum's saga....what I don't get is the constant repetition of the same bits of information? It is sort of like a TV show was cancelled after 3 episodes - and then went into to a constant loop of reruns.

 

[broncosmitty]

I understand the story line in the Vice/Bum's saga....what I don't get is the constant repetition of the same bits of information? It is sort of like a TV show was cancelled after 3 episodes - and then went into to a constant loop of reruns.

I think back to the playground of my youth.

Couldn't just tell a young, snot nosed, gal I was sweet on 'er. That woulda been crazy.

So I told 'er she had cooties all the time.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I think back to the playground of my youth.

Couldn't just tell a young, snot nosed, gal I was sweet on 'er. That woulda been crazy.

So I told 'er she had cooties all the time.

Good analogy. Immature and insecure are among the first adjectives I'd use to describe Vice, which go right along with the "cooties" bit.

 

[Iffster]

broncosmitty - you just garnered 5 posts on the Detroit Tigers board, explaining why you are a dumb asshole for thinking the Twins might be a decent club. LOL

At'l learn ya.

 

[broncosmitty]

Good analogy. Immature and insecure are among the first adjectives I'd use to describe Vice, which go right along with the "cooties" bit.

Thank you sir.

We studied analogy formation when I was a kid. In the trailer I lived in.