2019 Offseason Thread

[Black Adam]

You talkin' about Skidmark?

(in my best Bugs Bunny voice) "nyaaaaaa, COULD be"...

 

[Black Adam]

Fuck that city. I mean it in the nicest way though.

lol, felt the same way about Ft. Walton Beach, parts of NYC, Albany, San Diego, Denver...

sure there's some i'm leaving out...

 

[dtgold88]

if you say so...

seems THIS post makes it more of YOUR thing, now doesn't it...?

No...If I were to say you like to nitpick you could call me the pot. But I didn't.

You did.

You are welcome.

 

[Wamu]

lol, felt the same way about Ft. Walton Beach, parts of NYC, Albany, San Diego, Denver...

sure there's some i'm leaving out...

Dammit you quoted me before I added something to that comment.

 

[dtgold88]

Fuck that city. I mean it in the nicest way though.

You guys had a mayor (Ralph Perk) that was in charge when the Cuyahoga caught on fire. And speaking of catching things on fire he caught his hair on fire with a welding torch during a ribbon cutting ceremony. And he turned down an invite to the White House because it was his wifes bowling night.

Yet 2 of their sports teams are your fav? couldn't just roll with the Pros and hope they come back?

 

[Black Adam]

No...If I were to say you like to nitpick you could call me the pot. But I didn't.

You did.

You are welcome.

bottom line, you nitpick more than i EVER will...

but nice try...

 

[dtgold88]

bottom line, you nitpick more than i EVER will...

but nice try...

um...no.

and I wouldn't say calling you out on factual errors is nitpicking.

 

[Black Adam]

um...no.

and I wouldn't say calling you out on factual errors is nitpicking.

but then, your "playbook" is a tad different from the normal Joe's, so i feel i MUST insist on taking that into consideration...

 

[msgkings322]

maybe it is!

It's gotta be somewhere....

 

[WiggyRuss]

It's gotta be somewhere....

if Amber Heard is there with that outfit from Aquaman i am willing to try and find it!

 

[tlance]

surprising i actually thought about that the other day. only downside i could imagine is perimeter defense, but i could still see it as effective...

That would be a tough offensive lineup too.

Huge floor spacing issues there. Can’t play Dwight and Javale together.

 

[WiggyRuss]

um...no.

and I wouldn't say calling you out on factual errors is nitpicking.

nitpicking is having a big wedge in your ass about the specific down to a tenth of a mile of Nick Chubbs run...lol....the little Traitor was after me for days for not having hte specific miles an hour like anyone gives a flying fuck. lol......oh man...

 

[WiggyRuss]

That would be a tough offensive lineup too.

Huge floor spacing issues there. Can’t play Dwight and Javale together.

esp if they played the Heat.

Having Dwight, JaVale and Butler on the floor at one time would break the limit of asshole-ness that is allowed on teh court. a mini black hole would form at the center of the floor......if Rich Paul/and or Drake were in attendance who know where htings would go- the world might end.

 

[dtgold88]

nitpicking is having a big wedge in your ass about the specific down to a tenth of a mile of Nick Chubbs run...lol....the little Traitor was after me for days for not having hte specific miles an hour like anyone gives a flying fuck. lol......oh man...

I mean I guess it's a factual error, but I've seen MPH listed for OBJ and now Chubb and I cannot even say I remembered what the number was a minute after I saw it.

I think Chubb's was the highest for a RB this year. saw someone higher but can't recall who it was.

 

[bksballer89]

 

[msgkings322]

Pretty sure that's where all the socks that disappear in the dryer go too.

Also where Wiggy goes when the Browns lose

 

[Black Adam]

esp if they played the Heat.

Having Dwight, JaVale and Butler on the floor at one time would break the limit of asshole-ness that is allowed on teh court. a mini black hole would form at the center of the floor......if Rich Paul/and or Drake were in attendance who know where htings would go- the world might end.

seems SOMEONE'S still mad about being dead friggin' wrong about McGee...

course i might still be a tad steamed if it cost ME a testicle...

so maybe a slight grudge is called for...

 

[trojanfan12]

That would be a tough offensive lineup too.

Huge floor spacing issues there. Can’t play Dwight and Javale together.

I don't think they'd be looking to spread the floor much, just pound it inside. It's not like that lineup is going to be putting up a lot of 3's or trying to drive to the hoop a lot.

That lineup, if it ever happens, would be used only in very specific situations and for short stints. Anything more wouldn't work.

 

[trojanfan12]

seems SOMEONE'S still mad about being dead friggin' wrong about McGee...

course i might still be a tad steamed if it cost ME a testicle...

so maybe a slight grudge is called for...

Do you think Javale keeps Wiggy's testicle in a jar in his trophy case?

 

[Black Adam]

Do you think Javale keeps Wiggy's testicle in a jar in his trophy case?

could be, though his explanation to his house guests about it might make for some...

"interesting" conversation...